Porn Stars Start Topless Gaming Site

[Adam Jensen_v1legacy]

[sarcasm]That's very innovative. Porn stars want to add sex to another popular guy thing? How did they think of that? Oh dear, those girls must be geniuses![/sarcasm]

 

[-Dragmire-]

Seems... distracting, and that slogan was painful.

 

[deserteagleeye]

This is definitely more Fox News bait.

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

I know where I'm going for my reviews from now on

I mean, this is just a terrible, terrible idea.

 

[manythings]

I, I , what?
"Are you sick of pretend gamer girls? Yeah us too. Time to pwn some n00000bs with our b00bs."
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

That made me wince. It sounds like something a person would say if they were trying to fit in. "Because gamers say noob, right? And pwn?"
And it is quite nonsensical.

Haha yeah. I get the feeling these "genuine" porn star gamers will be more phony than any pretend girl-gamer they're mocking. Porn stars are all about pretend. Probably not a real bone in their body, unless the guy is providing it.

HEY!

OT: Meh. Won't the boob component be at odds with the gaming component? I can only really enjoy one at a time, multi-taskng reduces both and enhances neither.

 

[Irridium]

Uh huh.

Any cutting or witty remarks I might make at this point would shrivel away in the face of the fact that they'll probably get so many hits that their site crashes.

Kind of like that one site that lets you pay to play with girls.

Good god was that depressing...

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

HEY!

OT: Meh. Won't the boob component be at odds with the gaming component? I can only really enjoy one at a time, multi-taskng reduces both and enhances neither.

Kind of has that effect on me too - pornsprays in CSS only detract from the game.

This is a great way to portray female gamers, 'cause we're all obviously dying to get our boobs out and lick the controller suggestively.

[/SARCASM]

No wonder some blokes don't take girls seriously.

I have yet to see a girl being proud of being a gamer. It's almost painful to me to see how many actually want to hide it as if it's some disease. Maybe it's the excess male attention, but it just disappoints me on a deeper level.

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

im not sure weather to be scared, impressed or disgusted...
in any case, the internet is a weird place...

 

[Draconalis]

Reminds me of how Mia Rose used to play horde on my server, and people gave her shit on the forums for being a porn actress in purps.

 

[Futurenerd]

Well, this is certainly going to be interesting... I'm sure I'm not the only one reminded of that website were you would pay girls to come play video games with you. That was just so stupid. I wonder how many ForeverAlones actually tried to use that site.

Personally, I don't see this catching on. I love games, and I looove me some titties, but I would much rather just look at nudie pictures than pay to watch a naked girl play videogames.

 

[Xan Krieger]

That's kinda disgusting, hope I never encounter this crap. Seriously ladies, put some freakin clothes on.

 

[FredTheUndead]

Well this isn't exploitative and offensive at all.

 

[dmase]

Topless? I'm sorry my standards are higher than that. Full nudity or no go.

 

[Scarim Coral]

What. What is this? Why? Why does this exist? Who wanted this!?

Why perverted teenagers of course!

I can easily forseen the gamers talking to them via Xbox Live and PlayStation Network going so wrong (just picture them wanting the two doing stuff like those live adult phone call channels).

 

[JaceArveduin]

What could possibly go wrong with this set up?

 

[iLazy]

Oh internet, you never cease to... entertain me?

But hey, who am I to deny a money making strategy? All I know is that I will continue not going on the mic and keep to my silent world of online gaming.

 

[Worgen]

Meh, populist rubbish like this will have a brief surge in the first few months, then fall further than teen pop stars.

Im sure people said that about porn on the internet in general, and look how much its done for us.

 

[Zhukov]

Uh huh.

Any cutting or witty remarks I might make at this point would shrivel away in the face of the fact that they'll probably get so many hits that their site crashes.

Kind of like that one site that lets you pay to play with girls.

Good god was that depressing...

Ayup. That's the one I was thinking of.

 

[draythefingerless]

I like the rage from the ladies and comment posters, failing to recognize that porn has been inserted in every theme and subject, gaming is just another one. Take gaming off that pedestal gents, its just another entertainment industry.

Maturity people

Also, this wont last long. bit counter intuitive. people who want porn will look for porn, people who like games will look for professionals with experience.

 

[Panzervaughn]

Boobs and noobs.. don't seem like they go together well. Each is something that takes a large investment of concentration, and when both are present, one tends to get favored over the other.

I guess its a decent Plan B for terrible cutscenes, but I have zero interest in this. Sorry ladies, Goodluck.