Portal 2 Provides Last Minute Valentine's Gift Ideas

SoloStoffe

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Oh, it's valentines day today?

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GeorgW

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I showed this to my GF, she asked me if 52% (or whatever it was) of women really were allergic to chocolate. Yeah...
 

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Fact:At Aperture Science, all people sitting in row one, column three are easily replaceable in case of violent deaths.

Fact:At Aperture Science, when not working as sentry bots, the sentry bots love to do paperwork in row two, column two.
 

BrownGaijin

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For some reason or another I laugh harder and harder each time at the diamond sequence. That that make me a bad person?
 

Vanbael

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That is why I always try to shoot for portal technology, and not diamonds. Portals can be romantic, diamonds can crush you to death.
 

Rorschach II

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All it needed was a 'Fact: Cakes are Lies' Skit and that would have been the best thing on the internet.
 

The Random One

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Reminds me of Five Minutes to Kill Yourself.

'Women love diamonds for their wide range of industrial applications' sold it for me.
 

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...Boom, and I've just pre-ordered it for myself (Sorry, but I don't know anyone of the opposite sex who's really looking forward to Portal 2). I can't wait to play it in all its insane-supercomputer, co-op-campaign, and humorously-euphemistic-names-for-deathtraps glory.
 

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This video made my day, after it being a big bowl of crappiness. Thanks!
Hiphophippo said:
Sadly my wife gets motion sick when playing portal for very long. She says she wants to try and tough it out though.

Phew.
She needs to talk to the guy in the spinny chair about dealing with motion sickness. Though there is a 99% chance he may give her a big fat diamond.