Portal movie - How would that work?

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Igor-Rowan

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I guess the possibility for a Portal movie is way more controversial than a Half-Life movie, because Portal is considered by many to be the pinacle of video gaming/interactive storytelling: it's short but leaves an impact, it has one mechanic that it greatly develops, it has atmosphere, identity and lots of polish.

Why should we care? Portal is as a movie something that legitimely has never been done before in cinema; hero rescuing princess, two kingdoms fight, journey across the land, magic portal between two dimensions, all of that have been done before with goods and bads each, always sticking to the formula, but Portal is different, it's thought-provoking, hard to categorize and it's one of those games (Uncharted, Bioshock, etc.) that has high chances of working due do it almost being a movie itself. How to translate that into the big screen?

I think plot would be the easiest, when we start we know as much as Chell and we're promised answers [and cake] at the end of it, there, we have a motivation and reason to get the plot moving as the secrets unravel. With that said, Chell is alone and GLaDOS will be the one to do most of the talking, they will likely have to rewrite that to make Chell have more interaction with maybe the Companion Cube or the other robots, because an hour of Chell silently solving Portal puzzles is not good neither in paper nor in practice. Artistic liberties are definitely going to happen or else it will go down the FF: Spirits Within route of "too much talking, not enough showing".

Then it would come down to main thing: Portals themselves. Check ou this video where the guys at Corridor show some impressive stuff that could be done:

Comedic value aside, that was really good, much like the game they toy around with perspective, making something really interesting, make a scene where Chell learns how to use Portals properly and let some hijinks ensue, then escalate to some more calculated setpieces.

All things considered, this might actually work. The plot is relatively simple for audiences to follow, the capture of atmosphere and feel is doable [I hate this word] and camerawork and perspective could be everything to make Portals something interesting to watch as much as it is to play as. I just hope that they give it to someone that doesn't shout "The Cake is a Lie" whenever he is asked about the most memorable thing in Portal, but then again, this meme may be the reasone people will go see it. I'm optimistic about this one, didn't really care for Warcraft or Ratchet and Clank as those kinds of stories had been done somewhere before, but I see potential here.
 

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I'm kind of reminded of a something like Ex Machina or Cube when I think of a Portal movie.

Hell...Cube 2: Hypercube was basically a Portal movie:
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But I think something good can be made of it, probably won't, but I'd have more faith in a Portal adaptation than I did with the Warcraft movie.
 

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slo said:
It won't work. Like at all.
You can make a good movie out of anything like say Lego.

Firstly, the script will have to be extremely tight and well-written, the movie will definitely have to have that "Portal" humor. We already have a few movies that have "Portal" elements to them. Ex Machima is basically the opposite of Portal with the AI trying to escape. We have the Cube movies so a movie has done going room-by-room before. The command center aspect of Cabin in the Woods could be utilized with AIs in charge instead of humans obviously. Lastly, you're going to need a lead actress that can carry the movie just by herself as she'll be in front of the camera almost all movie.
 

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slo said:
Phoenixmgs said:
slo said:
It won't work. Like at all.
You can make a good movie out of anything like say Lego.
Oh, the mythical "good movie".
Yeah, you can. Pull off a Resident Evil and do something else entirely. I'm not sure I'm interested in that.
The soul of Portal is loneliness. And in a movie there will be half a dozen characters and a love interest.
Every movie can and usually does go wrong, Portal will be no different. There's several movies with just a single character in front of the camera for most of a movie's running time, there won't need to be half a dozen characters and a love interest. That would be the wrong way to go and it may end up that way, but again that's not a reason to not make the movie.

There's so much negativity on this site, everything either sucks or is genetic before it even comes out. So what if the movie sucks, it's not going to ruin the games and you don't have to see it. However if it is good, a well done Portal movie will be amazing. So many people here waste more time saying how something will suck (like say the Ghost in the Shell movie) vs just seeing the damn thing as the runtime will be shorter than the time wasted talking about it before it's even finished or even has a proper trailer. It's like that review of RWBY that was posted in a thread of season 3 that's longer than the actual season.
 

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slo said:
You're a bit negative yourself, don't you think?
The majority of content from anywhere isn't good, Sturgeon's Law basically. With that said, I'm not going to say a Portal movie or a Ghost in the Shell movie is just gonna plain suck without even seeing a proper trailer. Hell, there's a thread here of people saying Ghost in the Shell will suck just based on set pictures. The amount of time wasted from following said movie to that extent is more than just seeing it. Time is probably the most important resource in anyone's life, why waste so much of it? I would love for the Ghost in the Shell movie to end up being great as it's one of my favorite TV shows. I'm at least going to wait for an actual trailer to have any judgements at all. If it sucks, so what? It won't ruin the TV show and I don't need to see it. Same thing with Portal; if done right, it will make for a very interesting and unique movie. If there's an IP I like that's getting a movie, I always hope it's good because I want more good content from any IP that I like.
 

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Robert Redford is a dude in his 80s. Not that long ago he made a movie where he's alone, on a boat, in the middle of the fucking ocean. He barely speaks and it's pretty amazing.

I'm pretty sure if done right, a Portal movie would be incredible. I don't know how they could make it work, if I did I would be making movies instead of working a shitty job.
 

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It can work. But it would have to be like Cube and a comedy. Instead of having just one test subject you'd have a team and they'd die one by one in funny ways until only one of them remains.
 

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It can be easily become a great movie.
It just need to not be focus with the main plot of the game.
A Prequel in other words.

Don't you agree it would be great to see a complete origin not only for Glados, but for the facility as a whole?
 

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Phoenixmgs said:
slo said:
You're a bit negative yourself, don't you think?
The majority of content from anywhere isn't good, Sturgeon's Law basically. With that said, I'm not going to say a Portal movie or a Ghost in the Shell movie is just gonna plain suck without even seeing a proper trailer. Hell, there's a thread here of people saying Ghost in the Shell will suck just based on set pictures. The amount of time wasted from following said movie to that extent is more than just seeing it. Time is probably the most important resource in anyone's life, why waste so much of it? I would love for the Ghost in the Shell movie to end up being great as it's one of my favorite TV shows. I'm at least going to wait for an actual trailer to have any judgements at all. If it sucks, so what? It won't ruin the TV show and I don't need to see it. Same thing with Portal; if done right, it will make for a very interesting and unique movie. If there's an IP I like that's getting a movie, I always hope it's good because I want more good content from any IP that I like.
I feel you my friend...
Everywhere you look here is a judgment of something without even be out yet or worst, be put and judge without even see it or play it from themselves...
For sure I pretent that there isn't a possibilty of a Pprtal movie suck HARD, but at least wait see for ourselves.
 

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A portal movie could work easy.

You go to the Portal theater, walk out the Half Life theater.

Jokes aside, isn't JJ Abrams directing the Portal film? Most of his forays into existing IP's have been tolerable, if not good. So i suppose there's reason to be optimistic about what he's going to try.
 

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Just do Portal like 2001. That movie is about a human being trapped in an environment, controlled by a homicidal AI. It could easily be done as a movie. Unless people demand that Chell not speak, which I think would just be silly to require that. But yeah, use the model for drama of 2001, the enterplay of Dave/Hal, but make it Chell/Glados, and boom, you've got a movie.
 

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Kibeth41 said:
It wasn't vague, it was emphatic. Can a Portal movie work? No, no it can not.
Silent Protagonist aside, which is a very big aside, its an FPS puzzle game. Meaning the puzzles were meant to be seen from the first person, and the joy of the game was figuring out the puzzles, mistiming a jump and dying.

A literal trial and error gameplay, with quirky dark comedy from GLaDOS. Almost none of which can translate into movie. Can't do a first person movie, check out Doom and that sickening, lurching attempt at POV. Can't really have puzzles, because we're not the ones solving it, Cel is. Can't do stakes or tension, because there's only the one character and they're not about to kill her off in the first puzzle. Or even the second. Third. Fourth. Fifth.

So you'll lose the tension, the satisfaction of solving a puzzle, and the POV perspective to see what's Cel's doing. The only thing they could possible do is GLaDOS's dark comedy, and that's not enough.

So no. Portal is doomed from the start. And that's not cynicism, that's just thinking. Think it through and you would know 3/4th of the elements of the game can't be in the movie.
 

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Oh well, I tried to remain optmistic, but yoy guys brought me to reality, I guess it's not meant to be.

Silentpony said:
Well, translating the story IS going to be an obstacle, but you can't deny on the videos shown in this thread demonstrate that Portals can work with a different POV. Even if it's not meant to be those videos alone show that something impressive to the eyes can be done.
 

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Silentpony said:
Kibeth41 said:
It wasn't vague, it was emphatic. Can a Portal movie work? No, no it can not.
Silent Protagonist aside, which is a very big aside, its an FPS puzzle game. Meaning the puzzles were meant to be seen from the first person, and the joy of the game was figuring out the puzzles, mistiming a jump and dying.

A literal trial and error gameplay, with quirky dark comedy from GLaDOS. Almost none of which can translate into movie. Can't do a first person movie, check out Doom and that sickening, lurching attempt at POV. Can't really have puzzles, because we're not the ones solving it, Cel is. Can't do stakes or tension, because there's only the one character and they're not about to kill her off in the first puzzle. Or even the second. Third. Fourth. Fifth.

So you'll lose the tension, the satisfaction of solving a puzzle, and the POV perspective to see what's Cel's doing. The only thing they could possible do is GLaDOS's dark comedy, and that's not enough.

So no. Portal is doomed from the start. And that's not cynicism, that's just thinking. Think it through and you would know 3/4th of the elements of the game can't be in the movie.
I think a Portal movie -can- work, but it would be a far harder endeavor than most games. The thing is, games far easier to adapt to film have been utter garbage, that how can we expect -anyone- to do Portal justice? Especially Michael Bay the nerdy Sequel, aka J.J. Abrams.

Plus the movie would have to be very unconventional probably, and no major studio is ever excited to take such risks.
 

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Igor-Rowan said:
Oh well, I tried to remain optmistic, but yoy guys brought me to reality, I guess it's not meant to be.

Silentpony said:
Well, translating the story IS going to be an obstacle, but you can't deny on the videos shown in this thread demonstrate that Portals can work with a different POV. Even if it's not meant to be those videos alone show that something impressive to the eyes can be done.
Well no, not really. Those videos are terrible. Or at least, if they're meant to be Portal, they're terrible. No puzzles, no GLaDOS, no POV, no comedy. Its just a skinny girl fighting dudes(which I don't remember from the game) and running in a straight line, which seems more like Mirror's Edge than anything else.
I think those videos prove without a doubt that Portal can't work, because adaptations lose everything that makes Portal Portal, and a straight movie-port won't work because no Studio would greenlight it, and even then, POV movies are horrible to watch.
 

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Silentpony said:
Igor-Rowan said:
Oh well, I tried to remain optmistic, but yoy guys brought me to reality, I guess it's not meant to be.

Silentpony said:
Well, translating the story IS going to be an obstacle, but you can't deny on the videos shown in this thread demonstrate that Portals can work with a different POV. Even if it's not meant to be those videos alone show that something impressive to the eyes can be done.
Well no, not really. Those videos are terrible. Or at least, if they're meant to be Portal, they're terrible. No puzzles, no GLaDOS, no POV, no comedy. Its just a skinny girl fighting dudes(which I don't remember from the game) and running in a straight line, which seems more like Mirror's Edge than anything else.
I think those videos prove without a doubt that Portal can't work, because adaptations lose everything that makes Portal Portal, and a straight movie-port won't work because no Studio would greenlight it, and even then, POV movies are horrible to watch.
What's up with that obsession with POV? That's part of the mechanics, but not of the theme (unlike the portal gun). And puzzles in movies won't work? Jigsaw would like to play a game with you. Portal is a escape story. Escape stories have been done into movies successfully in the past.
 

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CaitSeith said:
Because POV is the whole point of the puzzles! We would never be able to solve the puzzles if we don't see what she's seeing, and just doing a few quick pan shots of turrets and lasers while she smirks in realization isn't the same. Might as well watch a Lets Play of Portal and call it a movie.

Also Jigsaw doesn't do puzzles, he does poetically brutal moral traps. He almost always tells you exactly how to solve it or get out, its just brutal and he own version of justice. Cutting my leg off or stabbing my dick with a needle filled with AIDS blood isn't a puzzle.

Portal is not an escape story, its a trial/error puzzle story. You only escape at the very end of the 2nd game, and even then its up in the air if you really did escape or not.