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[shadowstriker86]

You walk out of your bedroom, ready to start the day when all of a sudden you fall through a hole in the universe, thousands of portals to thousands of different worlds, where do you fall? Me? I'd fall into my own universe. Why? I created it so i know exactly where i can go

 

[MGlBlaze]

The thread title is misleading.

Uh, how do we tell where the universes lead?

Also, this.

 

[Little Duck]

I'm guessing we have to choose, but when we enter a portal we fall into it.

 

[Raven's Nest]

Into a universe full of highly attractive, highly promiscuous ladies obviously...

 

[Jekken6]

Like, all those boxes in futurama?

Into a universe full of highly attractive, highly promiscuous ladies obviously...

Also, this is the option i'm leaning towards.

 

[Vrex360]

If I'm lucky, I'll land in the Halo or Mass Effect universe.
If I'm unlucky... hell.

 

[Thaius]

That program in The Matrix where you can summon anything you need. I mean, it's a place where I control absolutely everything: why would I go anywhere else?

 

[Ultrajoe]

It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries the Emperor has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the Master of mankind by the will of the gods, and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the Imperium for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly die.

Yet even in his deathless state, the Emperor continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets cross the daemon-infested miasma of the warp, the only route between distant stars, their way lit by the Astronomican, the psychic manifestation of the Emperor's will. Vast armies give battle in his name on uncounted worlds. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the Adeptus Astartes, the Space Marines, bio-engineered super-warriors. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Imperial Guard and countless planetary defence forces, the ever vigilant Inquisition and the tech-priests of the Adeptus Mechanicus to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from aliens, heretics, mutants - and worse.

To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods.


Ultrajoe: *weeps in joy* KHORNE, ACCEPT THIS HUMBLE SERVANT, MAKE OF ME AN ABOMINATION!!!!!​

 

[Raven's Nest]

If I'm lucky, I'll land in the Halo or Mass Effect universe.
If I'm unlucky... hell.

If your really unlucky, it'll be a Halo fanboy convention...

Into a universe full of highly attractive, highly promiscuous ladies obviously...

As fun as that sounds, I'd rather not be fucked to death just yet.

Suicide by Snu Snu? I'm up for that...

Ultrajoe: *weeps in joy* KHORNE, ACCEPT THIS HUMBLE SERVANT, MAKE OF ME AN ABOMINATION!!!!!

You know this means you'll never be able to jump again right? Seeming as you'll be attached to the floor...

 

[Darenus]

It is the decission that strikes us, the choices that bind us, the freedom that paralyzes us, the....


WHAAAA! I am with the damn Architekt!!! DAMN YOU NEO!!!!!

 

[Kollega]

If i'm lucky, Ratchet & Clank universe - it's awesome, funny, and full of gratuitous, overkill-y technology.

If i'm unlucky, Wankhammer 40.000, because... well. As soon as you come to exist there, you get eaten or tortured to death. Plus, it's not that original.

If i'm really unlucky, the world of clowns and mimes.

 

[j0z]

A universe where my every whim is immediately granted.
I want cookies *pop* cookies.
I want a huge army and a world to conquer *pop*
and so on...
[small]my army would look like tyranids, and my space armada would be of Vasari design.

 

[Urgh76]

i fall in the one made out of Steak

 

[Neosage]

8-bit Corneria!

Ultrajoe: *weeps in joy* KHORNE, ACCEPT THIS HUMBLE SERVANT, MAKE OF ME AN ABOMINATION!!!!!​

And there I was thinking you were a tyranid guy, interesting. Although why 'Khorne'? Tzeentch is clearly the superior god.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Me? I'd fall into my own universe. Why? I created it so i know exactly where i can go

DEUS EX MACHINA!

OT: I'd fall back into this universe again, convince myself that it was all just a dream, and then continue living my life.

 

[hermes]

I would go into the universe of the movie Heavy Metal, where a nerd gets transformed into a Kratos like character called Den, in a universe similar to Conan's. There he f*cks a lot with several extremely good looking women, and kicks a lot of weaklings asses.

 

[Stitches242]

...in a universe similar to Conan's.

I am now highly afraid.
Conan was hardcore man.

 

[Ultrajoe]

Ultrajoe: *weeps in joy* KHORNE, ACCEPT THIS HUMBLE SERVANT, MAKE OF ME AN ABOMINATION!!!!!​

And there I was thinking you were a tyranid guy, interesting. Although why 'Khorne'? Tzeentch is clearly the superior god.

I am a Tyranid guy, but they don't have many positions open past 'Meat'. Khorne... he doesn't care, he just wants me to be the best damn Ultraknight I can be. He doesn't care for whom the blood flows, only that it does. He won't betray me or turn me into something horrific, but he'll reward my devotion and offer me the opportunity to make streets run red on countless worlds.

I shall be reborn in Chaos, again and again, to open hearts and end hope upon the surface of more worlds than all the screams of my victims could sing in an eternity!

Also, best catchphrase: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD. SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE.

 

[Tartarga]

Hopfully an Elder Scrolls universe. This world is so boring.

 

[shadowstriker86]

If I'm lucky, I'll land in the Halo or Mass Effect universe.
If I'm unlucky... hell.

no if you were really unlucky, you'd land either in a world with hentai tentacles abound with no women in sight OR in a world where every time you exit a room theres a 2 minute load time with hannah montana muzak