Possibly a loop-hole about the rapture?

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Bunclobo said:
"No man shall know the day." "Beware false prophets." "Not even angels know the day."
Has it occurred to anyone that we could just ask a female prophet? No?

On a side note, Lord of the Rings is a good read.
 

RiboNucleicAxe

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The bible says "No may shall know the day". It doesn't say "No man shall keep guessing until he gets it right"

Scabadus said:
Has it occurred to anyone that we could just ask a female prophet? No?
You, sir, should be a meta-physical lawyer.
 

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Either that or it just means that Christians are idiots and that some are just bigger idiots then others.
 

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Johnnyallstar said:
Being a Christian myself, I consider it like this.

Any idiot can be lucky on a guess, but that doesn't mean that he'll actually know. You can predict an earthquake in San Fransisco to happen every day, but that doesn't mean you'll be right. Eventually, when one happens there you may have said it would happen, but you didn't really know.
thats how nostradamus got all those things "right" he made a guess everyday in vague enough language that most of his predictions could be attributed to almost any event
 

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RobCoxxy said:
Flare Phoenix said:
You can be wrong a million times, but if you're ever right once you look like a bloody genius.
Only if it's attempt number one, after a million guesses it's labelled as a fluke. :p
Surely it's a fluke if it's right first time
After a million guesses you're bound to get it- I could buy a million lottery tickets and be significantly more likely to win.
 

Dana22

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You know whats most funny about that rapture ? That almighty God decided to obey time zones created by humans.
 

Woodsey

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Predicting it and knowing for sure aren't the same.

Now excuse me whilst I shoot myself for even discussing this crap.
 

Baneat

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Even if we use the tripartite theory of knowledge(Which isn't that perfect but sufficient here) you've got it wrong,

It must be believed, which it is
It must be true, which it can be
It must be justified, which it never is, especially when you consider these statements at the start of the OP

Thus, one can never know the date of the Rapture, the bible makes it absolutely impossible to know.

I think I just invalidated the thread's point entirely, since knowing is the necessity to it not happening, I have (I think) conclusively proven it cannot be known, thus it can't be prevented with this weird ontology.
 

standokan

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Also, only those who are free of sin will be able to leave this world, the rest stays, pretty much everyone stays.
 

Assassin Xaero

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I figure you could manipulate anything to say anything you really want it to, especially with the bible. They seemed to do it with abortion and many other things even. I never cared for religion, but after reading all the contradictions of how the world was created, I don't care for anything predicted or said in the bible...
 

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Flare Phoenix said:
You can be wrong a million times, but if you're ever right once you look like a bloody genius.
Not quite it's more. You can be wrong a million times, but if you're ever right once then your dead. And/or living in hell where no one quite cares about you being right. :/
 

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poiumty said:
See? No Rapture. Steampunk mini-helicopters wouldn't quite fit with this day and age anyway.
I'm not gonna lie, they're kinda cute
 

Ralen-Sharr

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Rapture will happen when the last believer of god dies.
then nobody else will even know (or care) that it happened

that's my theory
 

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My theory is that the rapture happened a long time ago and we are all currently living in hell. Although that's more of a "wouldn't it be funny if" kinda thought/theory, since i actually believe it is all shenanigans, and there is no god, nor heaven, nor evil demons under the earth and all that. Shenanigans. It's like a global prank, they should make this the new "April fools day" or something - "fake rapture religious people scaring day" But with a better name.
 

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meganmeave said:
*sigh* Does no one realize the Rapture did happen? We just don't meet God's standards.

That's right, the almighty doesn't want any of us.
Except for Macho Man Randy Savage. He was the greatest of us all.
 

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J03bot said:
[Mat 25:13] Watch therefore, for ye know neither the day nor the hour wherein the Son of man cometh.
Ok, so lemme get all this straight.

No-one, neither prophet nor man nor angel, knows the day or hour of judgment/rapture. No matter who says what, no-one knows exactly what will happen on that day or how we will all "die" (for lack of a better term of it all). All that's said is that the "Son of man cometh". Since only God knows when this will happen, we can assume he's not going to come down to us (himself) but we will be going to him.

Therefore, isn't it safe to say that the POSSIBILITY that the day of judgment/rapture isn't going to be a time when Jesus Christ comes down from the heavens, descending upon a ray of light to greet the human populace and welcome them to the supposed utopia... but it might just be when a gigantic meteor vaporises the planet upon impact or if the sun goes supernova prematurely or even just where humanity throws all it's nukes at each other and kills off all life on the planet... Could they not be concidered a mass judgment day/rapture?
We don't know exactly when it will happen till it's too late, and when word does get out, it'll have enough time to spread so all of man will know about it as it happens.
 

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"knowing" and "guessing" are two different things. God is not obligated to change His plans in order to avoid making some nut right by coincidence.
 

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Dana22 said:
You know whats most funny about that rapture ? That almighty God decided to obey time zones created by humans.
It's because USA is gods chosen nation, you know he chose it 10,000 years ago.
 

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PatSilverFox said:
It's supposed to happen at 5-6pm eastern standard time, it hasn't even happened yet.
derp
Not what Camping said,according to him its 6 PM local time everywhere and will come one time zone at a time its already passed the supposed rapture time in most of the Pacific and nothing happened so he's obviously wrong at this point.