Post a laugh (strictly no memes)

[DoW Lowen]

Hey everyone, everything seems a bit slow today so I'm reaching out to you, that's right you Jonathan (probably not your name, but can imagine the look on Jonathan's face right now) to uplift the spirits of all those who are in need of good chuckle, for everyone whose had a bad day or even worse - a mediocre day, for the people whose thorax has been collecting dust, for the depressed and the happy who want to be happier, post something in the thread that you believe will get induce a laugh.

You can post anything, from a joke, a video, news story, to a a picture no matter how new, old, offensive or silly. Just NO MEME'S. And avoid posting the link to an archive of jokes of something of the sort, that's just lazy. Also if your post involves nudity or very adult material please place a NSFW warning.

I guess I'll go first:

Spoiler: What do Japanese do when they have an erection?

Vote

Spoiler: What's the difference between lobsters and a steam roller driving over a group of Japanese tourist?

Nothing they're both crustaceans

Spoiler: SMBC comics are always good for a laugh

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1305#comic

Spoiler: Most bizarre video of midgets racing against a camel I've seen this week

youtube=X8KdawFd874

Spoiler: Spongebob getting assaulted by a pair of women

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44538139/ns/us_news-weird_news/

Okay your turn.

 

[Trippy Turtle]

I want some of what you on.
Anyway

Spoiler: Epic Rap Battles of Historyyyyy!!!

There are more of these with different characters if you want.

Spoiler: Bootleg Vietnamese Pokemon play-through

This is absolutely hilarious.

 

[DefunctTheory]

Spoiler: You know why Linkin parts new album, A Thousand Suns, was no good?

It wasn't produced by Slaanesh!

 

[Thaluikhain]

Tzeentch, surely?

 

[Dags90]

These threads almost always end up with some poor sap getting Mod Wrathed for breaking the forum rules. So since your name doesn't have a harder-to-read color, I don't think you're really in the position to tell people to post things that are offensive or potentially NSFW.

Spoiler: I found this shirt funny.

 

[DoW Lowen]

I want some of what you on.
Anyway There are more of these with different characters if you want.

This video literally started in my play list as I clicked on this page. I think my favorite is Bieber vs Beethoven, and I really enjoyed the Mr T vs. Mister Rogers.

(Anyone else finding the captcha's prior to posting hard to read?)

 

[Spectral Dragon]

I once told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction.

Also this http://www.cracked.com/forums/topic/54942/david-wongs-image-macro-thread

 

[JemothSkarii]

I have two awesome videos, one gaming related, one unicorn related:

Spoiler: Hello Gradual Report (Unicorn one)

Gaming one:

Spoiler: A Quest for Cabbage

Enjoy ^^

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

its amazing how our brains are wired to hear that beep.

 

[Harlemura]

Might want to skip to a minute in.
I don't think there's anything for me to add. Pretty self explanatory.

Any reasons memes aren't allowed, by the way? Memes can be funny.

 

[trollnystan]

I'm going to post this, mostly because it's my cousin who's wielding the pies in this video, but also cos I thought it was funny =D

 

[LaughingAtlas]

I found this tune funny. (skip to 50 seconds for the song itself)

 

[jakko12345]

Dunno how to embed, so fuck it here ya go

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceJ_DeT-c3M

 

[MercurySteam]

its amazing how our brains are wired to hear that beep.

Ah, I remember this. You'd be surprised how much funnier this is to those of us with very dirty minds.

 

[DoW Lowen]

Might want to skip to a minute in.
I don't think there's anything for me to add. Pretty self explanatory.

Any reasons memes aren't allowed, by the way? Memes can be funny.

Just how my dad would read it to me.

Meme's are often funny, but it's not funny just to post them. There is nothing clever about pointing to a pop references and then expecting people to laugh.

 

[trollnystan]

I once told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction.

Also this http://www.cracked.com/forums/topic/54942/david-wongs-image-macro-thread

What I bolded? Awesomely geeky and cheesy joke. I'm stealing it. Thank you! =D

 

[Thaluikhain]

Meme's are often funny, but it's not funny just to post them. There is nothing clever about pointing to a pop references and then expecting people to laugh.

Isn't the lack of requirement for cleverness or effort the appeal of them?

 

[somonels]

Laugh posted.

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

haaha...ha.hahahahah..AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! Oh, I see what you mean, my mistake.

I once told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction.

Also this http://www.cracked.com/forums/topic/54942/david-wongs-image-macro-thread

Ahh man, I was gonna tell a Chemistry joke but now all the good ones Argon!

Last thread like this I asked if anyone wanted to hear a Chemistry joke. NaH.

 

[DoW Lowen]

Meme's are often funny, but it's not funny just to post them. There is nothing clever about pointing to a pop references and then expecting people to laugh.

Isn't the lack of requirement for cleverness or effort the appeal of them?

A meme is just a unit that carries an idea within a culture, meme's aren't inherently clever as they are a means to induce nostalgia. For example 'the cake is a lie' is a meme, the line itself is meaningless but when coupled with it's source material it induces laughter because it's associated with an enjoyable experience. It's very design is lazy, and while it may be appealing the act of simply posting a meme is arguably a means of achieving laughter to compensate for not being funny. Oh geeze this is getting too serious... quick look here [http://www.smbc-comics.com/?db=comics&id=1016#comic].