Post Count?

[Hollock]

No, it just means you're more likely to recognize them, and know a little bit more about them. A really interesting and unique avatar can have the same effect.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

What? Where did you get that idea? Post count is just simply a way to tell how active you are on the site. It's not meant to make certain posters superior over the others.

 

[ultrachicken]

All it means is that you've survived on this fairly strict forum for a while.

 

[Dommyboy]

Don't worry, I still hate you all.

Except my STALKER mates. STALKER bro-fist.

Hells-to-the-fucking-yeah!

STALKER group is where it is at!

Bro-fist.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Unless you happen to be Neonbob..then you're just a little crazy.

Oh, Hare...just a little?
I thought you knew me better than that.
Remember our matching tattoos?

You might indeed be more than "just a little", but if I give you too much credit my position as the most deranged rabbit on the interwebs is put in jeopardy. I will not have my title threatened!

And yes, I do remember those tattoos..perhaps a little all too well. I still wear a long sleeved shirt in respectable company, just in case.

 

[Neonbob]

Oh, Hare...just a little?
I thought you knew me better than that.
Remember our matching tattoos?

You might indeed be more than "just a little", but if I give you too much credit my position as the most deranged rabbit on the interwebs is put in jeopardy. I will not have my title threatened!

And yes, I do remember those tattoos..perhaps a little all too well. I still wear a long sleeved shirt in respectable company, just in case.

But...I wasn't going for your title as head mad rabbit.
It'd be impossible for me to do!
Unless I made some kind of species transmogrification device...hmmmm...

Aw...show it off! Like I do!
Shove it in people's faces! It's a memento of a time when we made the record books!

 

[Daezd]

These people may be more well known, but that's not always a good thing, y'know?

Anyway, I look at post count and join date.

I think that the longer someone's been here, the more quality their posts will be. There are exceptions though, of course.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Oh, Hare...just a little?
I thought you knew me better than that.
Remember our matching tattoos?

You might indeed be more than "just a little", but if I give you too much credit my position as the most deranged rabbit on the interwebs is put in jeopardy. I will not have my title threatened!

And yes, I do remember those tattoos..perhaps a little all too well. I still wear a long sleeved shirt in respectable company, just in case.

But...I wasn't going for your title as head mad rabbit.
It'd be impossible for me to do!
Unless I made some kind of species transmogrification device...hmmmm...

Aw...show it off! Like I do!
Shove it in people's faces! It's a memento of a time when we made the record books!

Ah but you see, too many people increasing in craziness threatens the foundations upon which my Bunny Empire is built! Whether it was your intention or not, it still could have terrible consequences!

I may have such a device, however it is still in the early stages of development so I require more human test subjects. If you have any spare I would be most grateful to take them off your hands...

Well the tattoo looks a little out of place right now..maybe I should get a couple more so it's not so lonely..hmmm.

 

[Neonbob]

Ah but you see, too many people increasing in craziness threatens the foundations upon which my Bunny Empire is built! Whether it was your intention or not, it still could have terrible consequences!

I may have such a device, however it is still in the early stages of development so I require more human test subjects. If you have any spare I would be most grateful to take them off your hands...

Well the tattoo looks a little out of place right now..maybe I should get a couple more so it's not so lonely..hmmm.

Then you obviously need to enforce your will with an iron fist of doom!
Sheesh, it's like you haven't controlled minds or something.

I do believe I could work out a deal with you for that purpose. I will want something nice and shiny in return, though.

Well, maybe you need to go do something else worth noting! Like going for a stabbing record with a spork!

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Ah but you see, too many people increasing in craziness threatens the foundations upon which my Bunny Empire is built! Whether it was your intention or not, it still could have terrible consequences!

I may have such a device, however it is still in the early stages of development so I require more human test subjects. If you have any spare I would be most grateful to take them off your hands...

Well the tattoo looks a little out of place right now..maybe I should get a couple more so it's not so lonely..hmmm.

Then you obviously need to enforce your will with an iron fist of doom!
Sheesh, it's like you haven't controlled minds or something.

I do believe I could work out a deal with you for that purpose. I will want something nice and shiny in return, though.

Well, maybe you need to go do something else worth noting! Like going for a stabbing record with a spork!

I try to at least keep a visage of benevolence about my rule. Maybe it is time I showed them my true power...Muuahahahahahaaaa!

Release the war rabbit!​

Hmm..yes...shiny things in return for test subjects. I believe we have an accord. I will trade you various shiny objects from my stash in return for subjects. Quality of shine will depend on the quality of the subject. Should it be a very high calibre subject, the reward may even sparkle.

I already hold the record for spork murders..maybe I shall have to do something a little more inventive...like a Sporkcannon! Yes..this is a valuable use of my time..

 

[Neonbob]

I try to at least keep a visage of benevolence about my rule. Maybe it is time I showed them my true power...Muuahahahahahaaaa!

Release the war rabbit!​

Hmm..yes...shiny things in return for test subjects. I believe we have an accord. I will trade you various shiny objects from my stash in return for subjects. Quality of shine will depend on the quality of the subject. Should it be a very high calibre subject, the reward may even sparkle.

I already hold the record for spork murders..maybe I shall have to do something a little more inventive...like a Sporkcannon! Yes..this is a valuable use of my time..

Yes. You should totally use those on an unassuming public!
NOW!
And film it for posterity.

Sweet! I'll be off to find some good subjects now.
Probably some kind of athletic place first.
I want my shiny things.

Not murders!
Stabbings! Just stabbings!
They're funnier!

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Yes. You should totally use those on an unassuming public!
NOW!
And film it for posterity.

Sweet! I'll be off to find some good subjects now.
Probably some kind of athletic place first.
I want my shiny things.

Not murders!
Stabbings! Just stabbings!
They're funnier!

That was, of course, the plan. No one suspects the Spanish Inquisition fluffy bunnies!

You might want to collect a subjects of various species to allow for greater tests in the system. No one wants to attempt a trans-species morph and find that it doesn't work quite so well with a Moose to Rat change and have some horrific and dangerous creation on their hands. Sure, abominations are half the fun of being crazy, but I also know what happens to mad scientists who play God and aren't careful enough..

Oh, they were just stabbings. But you see, breaking a stabbing record tends to break people, too..

 

[Neonbob]

That was, of course, the plan. No one suspects the Spanish Inquisition fluffy bunnies!

You might want to collect a subjects of various species to allow for greater tests in the system. No one wants to attempt a trans-species morph and find that it doesn't work quite so well with a Moose to Rat change and have some horrific and dangerous creation on their hands. Sure, abominations are half the fun of being crazy, but I also know what happens to mad scientists who play God and aren't careful enough..

Oh, they were just stabbings. But you see, breaking a stabbing record tends to break people, too..

Awesome then!
You enjoy your rampage!

I suppose...though I do like collecting in bulk. It makes things so much easier, y'know?
And it lets me pick up lots of people I don't like at the same time. Efficiency rules.
Fiiine. Be careful then.
I still want to see a freaking dragon, though.
Soon.

I don't count them as stabbings unless the person lives.
Because then they're just murders.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Awesome then!
You enjoy your rampage!

I suppose...though I do like collecting in bulk. It makes things so much easier, y'know?
And it lets me pick up lots of people I don't like at the same time. Efficiency rules.
Fiiine. Be careful then.
I still want to see a freaking dragon, though.
Soon.

I don't count them as stabbings unless the person lives.
Because then they're just murders.

I most certainly shall!

Oh don't worry, carefulness won't prevent dragons. The abominations will just be rarer, and maybe a little better controlled than those who dive head first. I'd prefer to avoid too many crazy genetically ravaged monstrosities running around..

[sub][sub]At least until the damnable auto-turret system stops malfunctioning...[/sub][/sub]

You'll have your Dragon though. I'm thinking giant lizards crossed with bats and then mess with the genetic code from there..might also attempt a bit of "Jurassic park" science and get me some Dino DNA. Then we have the makings of a Dragon of epic proportions.

*sigh* Oh very well, I'll spread the stabbings around instead of focusing too much on one person. But I hope you realise, I have a very busy schedule so I might need to start booking stabees in advance!

 

[Baldry]

I think people do recognize people with larger post counts but we care more those that contribute with impressive and meaningful posts!