POST RUSH - Game #7 Winter
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A person (H) wearing a safari suit walks up to a man (M) drinking a latte.
H: Hello chap could I enquire a question of you?
M; Is that a gun!
H: Why yes it is boy; a keen eye you have there.
M: Holy shit! What are you doing with that?
H: Hunting, painfully obvious I thought.
M: But isn?t that illegal to do in the city?
H: Yes it is; Resoundingly so.
M: I don?t understand.
H: Well I am a big game hunter and by that I mean I hunt big game. Terribly fun but it doesn?t really win over any of those slightly touched in the head tree fancier types. Never met a one I?ve liked actually, though they?re not too fond of my job either. At first I thought it was my fault but as it turns out they are rather fond of animals and I just love shooting the blighters. Well not to worry you can?t help a conflict of interest. A shame really I rather like their songs and that ropey hair stuff they have.
M: You?re hunting here. In the city.
H: Well it does seem strange yes; but it I?m at my whits end in trying to be one of the first to bag the most elusive bugger I?ve ever come across.
M: I?m afraid to ask??What are you?.stalking?
H: Man (Pause)??.Ha ha I joke I?m really after the legendary white buffalo.
M: That doesn?t explain why you are here. I can tell you, without a doubt, that I?ve lived here for ten years and have not once seen a buffalo, cow or even a rat big enough to be worth shooting.
H:*Much darker* I?ve seen rats that big.
M: What!?
H: South of Sydney in Australia we were attacked by a rodent. It had dead eyes boy, black as the wrong end of a gun barrel. It took Johnson before we could escape. Such fury?..
M: I?m sorry to hear that.
H: Don?t be we doubled back and shot it?s fuzzy brain right out the back its skull. If you?re ever in Australia go to the hunters club and ask to see Johnson?s bluff, they?ll know what you?re talking about.
M: I?ll keep it in mind. Well I can?t help you so good bye. *Turns to walk away*
H: (calling out after)Are you sure chap? It?s just a quick question and it would be of great assistance.
M: (Turning around) Ok fine what is it.
H: Well us hunters have been burning through jungles, slashing down trees and throwing grenades into caves for some time now looking for even just a single white buffalo with no luck. So I deducted, where have we not looked?
Here!
M:Here?
H: Yes!
Since this town was founded there has not been one recorded shooting of an animal, man or anything in between. Which makes me believe, and this is where is gets quite devious, there are hundreds of buffalo in this town in hiding like the cowards they are.
They may be hiding out in assumed roles so have you noticed anyone speciously buffalo-ey?
M: (Begins laughing) What cloud did you fall off? For a person in this day and age to have not even the most basic level of anything even resembling common sense is by pure fact phenomenal. I mean not only do you seem to be insane but you have apparently lost what I?m guessing was an incredibly loose grip on reality to begin with. Did your mother sniff glue? Or where you just fond of playing a game called ?let?s all bang our heads against the wall? all day every day until you arrived at the state of unyielding complete obliviousness that you now inhabit ?
To think that buffalo where living incognito, probably assuming desk jobs, in a city??OF PEOPLE is simply ludicrous.
H: If all you?re going to do is be bloody unfriendly and just not understand like you have been doing I?m going to have to ask you to Rodger off.
M: What!?
H: Look you seem to be struggling with this whole situation so allow me to make it easier on the both of us.
*Points gun at man*
H: Give me your money.
M: You?re robbing me!
H: Ha ha I know! What fun! Now the wallet if you please.
*Gestures with his gun*
*The man hands over his wallet*
H: Hello chap could I enquire a question of you?
M; Is that a gun!
H: Why yes it is boy; a keen eye you have there.
M: Holy shit! What are you doing with that?
H: Hunting, painfully obvious I thought.
M: But isn?t that illegal to do in the city?
H: Yes it is; Resoundingly so.
M: I don?t understand.
H: Well I am a big game hunter and by that I mean I hunt big game. Terribly fun but it doesn?t really win over any of those slightly touched in the head tree fancier types. Never met a one I?ve liked actually, though they?re not too fond of my job either. At first I thought it was my fault but as it turns out they are rather fond of animals and I just love shooting the blighters. Well not to worry you can?t help a conflict of interest. A shame really I rather like their songs and that ropey hair stuff they have.
M: You?re hunting here. In the city.
H: Well it does seem strange yes; but it I?m at my whits end in trying to be one of the first to bag the most elusive bugger I?ve ever come across.
M: I?m afraid to ask??What are you?.stalking?
H: Man (Pause)??.Ha ha I joke I?m really after the legendary white buffalo.
M: That doesn?t explain why you are here. I can tell you, without a doubt, that I?ve lived here for ten years and have not once seen a buffalo, cow or even a rat big enough to be worth shooting.
H:*Much darker* I?ve seen rats that big.
M: What!?
H: South of Sydney in Australia we were attacked by a rodent. It had dead eyes boy, black as the wrong end of a gun barrel. It took Johnson before we could escape. Such fury?..
M: I?m sorry to hear that.
H: Don?t be we doubled back and shot it?s fuzzy brain right out the back its skull. If you?re ever in Australia go to the hunters club and ask to see Johnson?s bluff, they?ll know what you?re talking about.
M: I?ll keep it in mind. Well I can?t help you so good bye. *Turns to walk away*
H: (calling out after)Are you sure chap? It?s just a quick question and it would be of great assistance.
M: (Turning around) Ok fine what is it.
H: Well us hunters have been burning through jungles, slashing down trees and throwing grenades into caves for some time now looking for even just a single white buffalo with no luck. So I deducted, where have we not looked?
Here!
M:Here?
H: Yes!
Since this town was founded there has not been one recorded shooting of an animal, man or anything in between. Which makes me believe, and this is where is gets quite devious, there are hundreds of buffalo in this town in hiding like the cowards they are.
They may be hiding out in assumed roles so have you noticed anyone speciously buffalo-ey?
M: (Begins laughing) What cloud did you fall off? For a person in this day and age to have not even the most basic level of anything even resembling common sense is by pure fact phenomenal. I mean not only do you seem to be insane but you have apparently lost what I?m guessing was an incredibly loose grip on reality to begin with. Did your mother sniff glue? Or where you just fond of playing a game called ?let?s all bang our heads against the wall? all day every day until you arrived at the state of unyielding complete obliviousness that you now inhabit ?
To think that buffalo where living incognito, probably assuming desk jobs, in a city??OF PEOPLE is simply ludicrous.
H: If all you?re going to do is be bloody unfriendly and just not understand like you have been doing I?m going to have to ask you to Rodger off.
M: What!?
H: Look you seem to be struggling with this whole situation so allow me to make it easier on the both of us.
*Points gun at man*
H: Give me your money.
M: You?re robbing me!
H: Ha ha I know! What fun! Now the wallet if you please.
*Gestures with his gun*
*The man hands over his wallet*
Makes sense considering the same happened to me as well.(help if I didn't take so damn long to type my comments sometimes. Damn both my erratic attention span and TV) And like I said, I wanted to win, but I'd probably be awake all night waiting for someone else to post so I sacrificed the victory like I did in the first Post Crawl.
Congrats on winning and using a Charlie Sheen picture to boot!TopazFusion said:
Check out next month's Post Rush for your prizes in the Honor Roll!
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Yeah including Physical, the 20$ game I was referring to is actually Mario Kart Double Dash.Fijiman said:
I was actually being too stingy to buy anything at all until November when I bought one thing and now I can't stop T^T
I don't know what the hell was that but it was awesome, you should be bored more often!Dr.Susse said:
Ah, not fair, I was workingTopazFusion said:
Congratulations Mr. it's not even winter where I am because I'm a Kiwi X P
I demand[sub](okay, request)[/sub] a Most Honorable Sacrifices of Victory award.Redlin5 said:Congrats on winning and using a Charlie Sheen picture to boot!TopazFusion said:
Check out next month's Post Rush for your prizes in the Honor Roll!
May I ask why/what for?Fijiman said:I demand[sub](okay, request)[/sub] a Most Honorable Sacrifices of Victory award.Redlin5 said:Congrats on winning and using a Charlie Sheen picture to boot!TopazFusion said:
Check out next month's Post Rush for your prizes in the Honor Roll!