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[tobi the good boy]

All right, you maggots. Listen up.
Mr. Popo's going to teach you the pecking order.
It goes: you,
the dirt,
the worms inside of the dirt,
Popo's stool,
Kami...
... then Popo

 

[Thirsk]

Translated from danish it says:

"Everybody, hear some Ghost. Now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIpSoT0vm-Q "

Great band, Ghost.

 

[Nexus424]

I don't know what I was thinking when I wrote this...

"Action speaks louder than words...But the words with which you use to explain your actions can be just as necessary and important to the betterment of what you attempt to accomplish...Action speaks louder than words, true...Action with no words at all...Barbaric..."

 

[Xelien]

"There are seriously like 5 cats outside my house just meowing, its effing creeping me out"

That was last night though, no sign of cats today......for now

 

[Spitting Blood]

Mne·mon·ic [ni-mon-ik] Adjective 1.) Assisting or intended to assist the memory. 2.) Pertaining to mnemonics or to memory. ?Noun 3.) Something intended to assist the memory, as a verse or formula. 4. Computers . a programming code that is easy to remember, as STO for ?store.?



I am just doing random words and song lyrics. No one reads mine anyway.

 

[Flames66]

My current Facebook status is something along the lines of: "This account is inactive." I haven't been on it for years and I have no intention of doing so.

 

[MercenaryCanary]

"THIS SHOE SHINE TOOK ONE HOUR. FOR EACH SHOE. GENERIC SHOE POLISH, YOU WILL BURN IN HELL. It was actually fun though."

Oh, JROTC, the stories I get from you.

 

[AvsJoe]

Film #2100: A Haunting in Connecticut. 2/5

I started listing every 100th film as a Facebook status ever since I saw my 2000th film: Scott Pilgrim vs the World. Who knows what film #2200 will be!?

 

[GodsAndFishes]

"Is it just me or does anyone else get aroused by the word puffin"

Yeah I got fraped.

 

[Vampire cat]

*not subscribed to Facbook* is my status.

 

[APSunder]

Shameless Self-Promotion:

Step 1: Click this link http://escapistmag.com
Step 2: Make an account and click "Viewer's Choice. Vote for this video."
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/content/4thAnnualFilmFestival/view?video=2129

 

[Zing]

"Job interview. =]"

 

[Tips_of_Fingers]

"Someone on The Escapist has told me to post my facebook status on a forum."

 

[Mistermixmaster]

I don't have one.... *looks through the facebook-wall to see when previous facebook status was...* Ok, found one under the mountains of photos I'm tagged in and PS3 Trophies!

Yes! Finally, the photos from my winter-vacation in California has been uploaded! Better late than never, right? (posted at June 2.)

Can you tell I spend a lot of time on facebook? xD

 

[EndOfDaWorld]

Spy: Did anyvon kill zeh red spy on zeir way here..........

Heavy: Vhats a spy?Scout: I'ma force a nature!

Soldier: ITS CALLED A ZOO.....UNLESS ITS A FARM!!!!!

Spy: Oh fak zhis.....

 

[NikkiChii]

say it aint so, i will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home.

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA!!! Sweet Song!

ot: Okay, come on, you've been putting this essay off for ages. Just going to sit down today and do it. Oh look, Bill Bailey's on This Morning... Hey, dad saved some Two and Half Men on the planner, and there's a QI I haven't seen yet... Faiiiiiiiil.

My goodness that sounds like a good day

 

[Neurowaste]

"neuroshock.tumblr.com Shameless self-promoting"

Yeah. I did that, it's a new blog though, it needs to be nurtured, indie music and such, feel free to follow.

 

[supermariner]

roll the red carpet out in the opposite direction, i'm getting the fuck out of here

 

[Crayzor]

"£40 for a new flat key. Fantastic."

I got really drunk last week and lost my key. Then found out the Uni would charge me £40 for a new one.

 

[the boxdog]

Status:
I can't fucking feel my face