Post your current Facebook status...

[biGBum333]

''i love justin bieber''

(totally got some attention with that one)

 

[killcheese]

"Bruce Willis for mn state representative."

Just stating who i voted for...

 

[Griphphin]

"needs to update his facebook status more often."
two months ago xD

 

[LooK iTz Jinjo]

Going into EB to tarnish YOUR good FUCKING name.

It's a long story...

 

[superbatranger]

True Story: There's a client at my job with the password...Blow Me.

 

[Tdc2182]

"I get a lot of things done when I procrastinate"

But my last one was...

"Just be thankful you were born in a time of Anesthetics. So stop bitching"

Honestly, fuck people who post emo facebook statuses.

 

[Tdc2182]

I just got it a few weeks ago, here we go
"Just spent all night playing civilization 4 while listening to Curtis Mayfield. That may have been, the funkiest conquest of Rome of all time."

You just gave me an awesome idea.

One that involves playing video games with Curtis Mayfield.

 

[PayneTrayne]

Has just found Minecraft on the eve of his biggest midterm. Bad academic decision.

 

[Overlordjack]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WayEWbg2dcU

 

[Ham_authority95]

"I need a funny Facebook status to post onto an internet forum, so I'm posting this..."

You're welcome.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

"Tigers love pepper, they hate cinnamon! God, I love The Hangover."

From August 29th. Not bad.

 

[Scobie]

DELETED

 

[00slash00]

*name* can feel the dark side filling his heart

 

[JoJo Bizzaro 7]

Status: Me - "Facebook exists for the sole purpose of tearing down the human social structure to manually assimilate the human psyche into digital format."
1 reply: Mother - "lolwat"

I hate my mother.

 

[agentironman]

Mount Everest has WiFi? I guess if someone is going to freeze to death they should be able to tweet about it.

 

[Macheteswordgun]

D to the onkey talkin like a honkie im up to the mic old school getting funky im extra chunky i shocked the monkey E is for pants Yeah ass smellin stunkie.

 

[Comrade Mateo]

Honestly I think the world needs more bullies right now. Nerds have gotten too bold.

 

[Ham_authority95]

Added that along with the "I voted" thing.

I fucking hate that thing. All of my friends(who are 15-17) have been spamming that thing while I keep replying "bullshit".

 

[WJC]

"tomorrow is the last day I shall labour under the yoke of the HSC"
WOOOOO

 

[mikemart]

"WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT CREEPY HALLOWEEN MUSIC COMING FROM"