Post your current Facebook status...

[Deadlock Radium]

My most recent status update was yesterday: n____n
I had just finished A LOT of work on a Christmas Ball poster and tickets AND done my English and Norwegian homework

 

[Quiet Stranger]

I can't sleep cause my bed's on fire!

 

[rob_simple]

"That reminds me, I hope those fuckers that cheated in the Barony quiz tonight choke on their god damn ill-gotten pitchers, have liver failure and drown in a puddle of their own sick. Dickheads."

 

[MickeyAbe]

"is rather impressed with Asda's Vodka selection..."

 

[interspark]

i cant believe i put in almost every combination of the numbers 1, 3 and 6 on the Sky remote until i managed to get E4

but i prefer my previous one, which was...

has started a religion where after life we spend an eternity in a Tim Burton movie... that's all I've got so far. WHO'S WITH ME?!?!?!

 

[interspark]

what's this? my post hasn't appeared, id better write it again!

escapist- HA! now you've got two identical posts!

(just to be clear, this is NOT my facebook status)

 

[interspark]

"That reminds me, I hope those fuckers that cheated in the Barony quiz tonight choke on their god damn ill-gotten pitchers, have liver failure and drown in a puddle of their own sick. Dickheads."

pfffft! HAAAAAHAAHAHA, im sorry, but its hilarious just how much you fit the discription of "sore loser"

 

[massaffect123]

"The people who've tested it already report that it's much better than the mopeds most people in that neck of the woods drive. Much better than a moped? Give me a break. That's like saying syphilis is much better than AIDS."-Jeremy Clarkson

 

[Timmons]

"oh red hot chili peppers, please sue diana vickers!"
i really hate america's lawsuit obsession, but this is just too good
http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/red_hot_chili_peppers_may_sue_diana_vickers.html

 

[Cameron Sours]

Three years in this apartment and I just now notice the drawer in the bottom of the stove ISN'T the broiler.

 

[ZydrateDealer]

Congratulations you've finished the game, for the third time on the hardest difficulty level. You reward...a new, even harder difficulty setting; now play it again *****!!

 

[Direwolf750]

tricuits are the second best crackers in existence.

 

[gundargundar]

"bro. brodog. brocat. brohan. broseph. han brolo. broman. broseidon. bromosapian. bromosexual. brohemian rhapsody. brosicle. broskillet. brotein. brotie. bromance."

yeah I'm cool

 

[SalamanderJoe]

"This wisdom tooth is getting annoying. Only half of it has actually come through whilst the other half is staying underground like an undecisive mole."

Yep. It's been the third status about my wisdom tooth.

 

[Rune342]

Mine is:
"Why don't we make our prisoners do this? I doubt many people would want to go to prison then.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Xx4tszZ-DE&u=GtFL9cbFnho&list=FL&feature=BF"

Most of my friends agree that there would be a decrease in crime if prisoners were forced to dance for our entertainment.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Spelar gamla Super Mario Bros. spel på mitt Wii.

That's Swedish for "Playing old Super Mario Bros. games on my Wii."

 

[rob_simple]

"That reminds me, I hope those fuckers that cheated in the Barony quiz tonight choke on their god damn ill-gotten pitchers, have liver failure and drown in a puddle of their own sick. Dickheads."

pfffft! HAAAAAHAAHAHA, im sorry, but its hilarious just how much you fit the discription of "sore loser"

Sore loser my arse, those fuckers rolled in there with an iPhone and done us out of free beer. My indignation was rightly justified.

 

[rob_simple]

Double post fail.

 

[AnthonTheSkabot]

I λ Black Mesa

 

[tomtom94]

"Hahaha...penguins"

I was happy at the new YGO:TAS episode. Well, reasonably so.