Post your funny random quotes here

[Huupertti]

Post here some funny random quotes like
"Never play leapfrog with unicorn" or "Super Mario taught me how to eat strange mushrooms"

 

[Cherry Cola]

Not to be a buzz-kill, but this kind of topic is generally frowned upon. Just thought I'd let you know.

 

[Sassafrass]

Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers?
Ugh, it's filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we're at it?
Why not indeed!
Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I'm going to come back there and change your opinions manually!

Futurama can never have a unfunny quote.

 

[MurderousToaster]

You know, it's very hard to do 'random' if it's forced.

If randomnity is forced, then it's not really random is it?