Post your impossible questions riddles jokes etc

[Mucinex-D]

Wouldn't the Genie just stop that wish, then ask you for your next one?

Depends on the Genie though.

My impossible question is, can we attain world peace?

No we can't. That wasn't very impossible lol.

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

A high five. What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

African or European? Sorry couldn't resist...

 

[ShatteredBlack]

This is one I post every time I find a thread like this:

Four talented men sat down to play,
And played all night till break of day.
They played for cash and not for fun,
With separate score for every one.
When it came time to square accounts,
They all had made good fair amounts.
Not one has lost, but all have gained,
I challenge you, this to explain.

They weren't playing against each other?

 

[VeX1le]

What is illegal in the Us

A Talent in Japan

And a requirement in Sweden.

(It is not a well thought out riddle. I just made this up on the spot.)

 

[CounterAttack]

They weren't playing against each other?

Not the answer I was looking for, but that's a possible solution. Try thinking of different ones.

 

[KarumaK]

Why not you?

Because, that's why.

SNIP*
My impossible question is, can we attain world peace?

No, because people like me exist.

irresistible force, immovable object. Go!

Both are destroyed upon collision.

Here's a riddle I found.
SNIP*

Have him break the gold each day for his pay.

 

[dariuskyne]

irresistible force, immovable object. Go!

ah the old blob vs juggernaught, simple, the blob sidesteps.

 

[Cinnonym]

Here's a riddle I found.
SNIP*

Have him break the gold each day for his pay.

That wasn't really the right answer. But, hell, I said to make him take it to the damn bank and get it cashed.

 

[Wardnath]

irresistible force, immovable object. Go!

I believe that they accidentally the entire universe.

Yes, the whole thing.

 

[blankedboy]

irresistible force, immovable object. Go!

ah the old blob vs juggernaught, simple, the blob sidesteps.

Wrong!

When an unstoppable object meets an immovable object, they simply pass through each other.

 

[Goldeneye1989]

Ok well my riddle starts with me saying Candlejack's name and then finishes wi-

 

[Aegixx]

irresistible force, immovable object. Go!

ah the old blob vs juggernaught, simple, the blob sidesteps.

Wrong!

When an unstoppable object meets an immovable object, they simply pass through each other.

Wrong! An immovable object has infinite mass, which means that it creates a black hole of such incredible power that it pulls all light back to the beginning of every and beyond instantly.
An unstoppable force has infinite velocity, meaning that the light it projects will travel back to he beginning of time and beyond.

And since we haven't seen blind which obliterates the universe or complete darkness everywhere, it is safe to assume that there are no immovable objects or unstoppable forces.

 

[Regiment]

This one isn't too impossible, but it's something my math teacher told me that amused me.

There are two towns, Town A and Town B. People from Town A will always tell the truth, and people from Town B will always tell a lie. You are exactly in the middle between the two towns, and there is somebody there. What do you ask him to find out what town he's from?

Ask him which town someone from the town he's not from would claim as his origin. This is his town of origin.

 

[SturmDolch]

Here's a riddle I found.

You hire a man to work for you for seven days. You have one bar of gold with which to pay him, segmented into seven sections. You must give him a piece of gold per day. If you can only make two breaks in the bar, how will you pay him?

My friend's boyfriend knocked this thing out in a heartbeat; when I heard the answer I was like "Ohhhh, it was so EASY!" But when someone can't solve a problem like this, it's because they affix limitations to themselves that aren't there. Which is interesting in and of itself.

Argh.. I may have the answer...

Spoiler

It's already in seven sections, don't make any breaks?

 

[Biosophilogical]

This is one I post every time I find a thread like this:

Four talented men sat down to play,
And played all night till break of day.
They played for cash and not for fun,
With separate score for every one.
When it came time to square accounts,
They all had made good fair amounts.
Not one has lost, but all have gained,
I challenge you, this to explain.

They are a group of musicians, and they played for the money of those listening.

EDIT: Prove/Disprove God ... actually, prove/disprove anything .... and go!

 

[lonelydays17]

Two bodies have I,
Though both joined in one.
The stiller I stand,
The faster I run.

 

[AmbroseBaal]

http://www.moillusions.com/wp-content/uploads/img127.imageshack.us/img127/9265/triangle1os.gif

hopefully that works
Where does that 1 by 1 square go? Look at the picture and you decide

 

[Quiet Stranger]

What happens when two SANVICH PAWNCH'S collide? (a SANVICH PAWNCH is WAY more powerful then a FALCONE PAWNCH)

 

[Blaze the Dragon]

0/0=?