Post your impossible questions riddles jokes etc

[PiercisionBass]

If everything I do and say is right, and everything you do and say is wrong, and you tell me that I "am wrong", then what?

Well, unless your name is Wrong, I am in the wrong and the status quo is not upset.

 

[tombman888]

ive got one

there are 2 guards, one that always lies, and one that tells the truth
one guard has a bag of gold and the other has a bag of feathers
you dont know which guard is which, nor do you know which bag has the gold
you are only allowed to ask one guard, one question
what question do you ask to get the bag of gold

i dont know the answer myself, lol, just taught id put it up

 

[grimsprice]

irresistible force, immovable object. Go!

According to Einstein the two objects will convert each other into pure energy in the form of light.

Next question.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Assume you are 10 feet from a door. Your first step is 5 feet from the door, your next step is 2.5 feet from the door, your next step is 1.25 feet from the door, and the pattern continues. How many steps will you take before you reach the door?

 

[Zyxx]

Two penguins are in a shower. One says "Pass the soap." The other says "Pass the radio!"

The first penguin replies, "I would, but I forgot the bobsled. Besides, it's Halloween."

You just made up all that up, didn't you?

No seriously, what the hell does it mean?

I didn't make it up. Like I said, I heard it from my cousin. Maybe he made it up, maybe he got it somewhere else, I dunno.

But I honestly can't elaborate any more than that - it's not that I'm not willing to, I actually CAN'T. Besides, it loses all meaning if you can't figure it out for yourself.
Try telling it at your next gathering of friends, though. See who gets it and who doesn't.

 

[Estocavio]

If one were to ask and one were to hear but one stood to say and many stood to gain, who stands to lose?

I made that up a year ago, good luck getting it right

 

[Ramses the Third]

They're a band i remeber u posting this one

 

[Stasisesque]

ive got one

there are 2 guards, one that always lies, and one that tells the truth
one guard has a bag of gold and the other has a bag of feathers
you dont know which guard is which, nor do you know which bag has the gold
you are only allowed to ask one guard, one question
what question do you ask to get the bag of gold

i dont know the answer myself, lol, just taught id put it up

Whatever the question, if you don't figure it out correctly, you end up in an Oubliette.

 

[Heeman89]

What common English word is 9 letters long, and each time you remove a letter from it, it still remains an English word...from 9 letters all the way down to a single remaining letter?

Spoiler

Startling

 

[KarumaK]

SNIP*
I suppose I was implying that you would eat all the rest. 1 Man might not seem like a big deal, but he can do things that turn him into a big deal.

A carnivore is inevitably full. Couldn't do much damage alone, but with a pack... well then things get complex.

 

[Ramses the Third]

This is one I post every time I find a thread like this:

Four talented men sat down to play,
And played all night till break of day.
They played for cash and not for fun,
With separate score for every one.
When it came time to square accounts,
They all had made good fair amounts.
Not one has lost, but all have gained,
I challenge you, this to explain.

They're a band i remember you posting this one!

 

[Corialos]

A box without hinge, key, or lid. Inside a golden treasure is hid.

Possibly my most favorite riddle ever. ^.^

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

I could just post the riddle by Epicurus, but I have no doubt someone has posted it already and I think it would be a bit inflamatory.

 

[Vilcus]

The following statement is true. The preceding statement is false.

 

[Angry Caterpillar]

ive got one

there are 2 guards, one that always lies, and one that tells the truth
one guard has a bag of gold and the other has a bag of feathers
you dont know which guard is which, nor do you know which bag has the gold
you are only allowed to ask one guard, one question
what question do you ask to get the bag of gold

i dont know the answer myself, lol, just taught id put it up

Why would I ask them anything? I'd just look for the bag that looks heavily loaded and/or has distinctive silhouettes and grab it. If, by some ungodly chance I pick wrong, I'll bap them in the face with the pillow and run away screaming with the gold.
Half the fun of these riddles is in missing the point entirely.

Anyways, my riddle repertoire isn't that robust, but here goes.

I strike terror into hearts of men,
Torment their very souls;
I have no form upon this earth,
Yet each night I take my tolls.

What am I?
I made that up right now, so yes, it sucks.
Nightmares. Yeah, I know it's crappy, but it's 1:30 and I didn't want to use one of the many that everyone already knows.

 

[KarumaK]

SNIP*
Sharp Tooth was never full! Though you could have done it day by day no? The worlds biggest a-hole had to off most of the others to get there type of thing. Otherwise he would have to watch his back like his front.

Of course ST was never full, he was a bad hunter! Seriously he couldn't even catch a few hatch-lings, no wonder he always had an empty stomach.

 

[Dr.Susse]

If a Synchronised swimmer drowns what do the rest do?