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Chrissyluky

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Lets say you were trying to scam people with emails. post what your scam email would say(no offense to any norwegian's)
 

Mekado

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Chrissyluky said:
Lets say you were trying to scam people with emails. post what your scam email would say(no offense to any norwegian's)
Don't you mean Nigerian ?
 

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TheNamlessGuy said:
Rev Erebus said:
Mekado said:
Chrissyluky said:
Lets say you were trying to scam people with emails. post what your scam email would say(no offense to any norwegian's)
Don't you mean Nigerian ?
i am actually pissing my pant's with the awesome of your post.
I sure hope you change them.

OT: I would type "Put your money in this account [insert account number here]".
It's basically as hard to figure out as any of the other
You just have to sign Prince something or other, i mean he's a PRINCE for god's sake, why would he need my money, surely he's legit...
 

Hippobatman

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I'm Norwegian and I've never, ever sent such a mail! I'm horrifically and utterly flabbergasted by this generalization of my people! Repent!

Though, I do have an interesting offer for anyone who would like to aid my cause in overthrowing the current government, so that I could reclaim my rightful throne. You see, I'm really the exiled Prince of Norway, and I've got a lot of millions in my private bank accounts in Zürich, Switzerland.

PM me your social security number and bank account if interested :)
 

Mekado

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SirBryghtside said:
What number do you use in the lottery, and why?

There, I have half the population's childrens' birthday numbers.
And that's useful because ? :s
 

Wintermoot

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well there was this Norwegian prince that needed some maney I send him $5000 he said he would send it back but......
 

ChillinMargrave

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I consider this thread a act of war against the Norwegian people!
Prepare your testimony! Pray to your God! 'Cause this will be end shortly in your demise!

And just to answer your question; It would entirely depend on how stupid the person I was mailing, what orgin and if the tiny piece of luggage have anything worth taking, or if I'm just joking around.

One of my friends once got a mail from someone where it stood that Steam had lost his account password, and that he had to return the mail, with it. It's a poor example due to the sillyness which the writer exhibited.
 

wolfy098

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Mekado said:
SirBryghtside said:
What number do you use in the lottery, and why?

There, I have half the population's childrens' birthday numbers.
And that's useful because ? :s
You can use it to get money from the government stating you have personal infomation
 

Socius

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No offence taken ^^
I would write somting as:
"Hei, vi på skattekontoret har oppdaget en enorm overbatlig fra deg opp gjennom årene, det er snakk om over 100000 norske Kroner, venligst oppgi din bankkonto og ditt fødselsnummer som vertifikasjon før du vil bli tillsent pengene"

/translate/

"Hey, we at the taxoffie has discovered that you have highly overayed your tax duting the years, the sum is over 100000 norwegian Kroner (about 16666 usd) please enter your bankacount number and personal serialnumer as vertification before we send you your money"
 

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Ninjas have taken the president of our nation, and I am unable to go rescue him. Since it would be too much of a bother to ask you, fellow american, to save him; I will ask you for money so can take karate lessons. My bank account is inconspicuously corrupt and it won't accept money, so I will need it in cash towards this temporaty swiss bank account, karate classes ere go for $40 000 a day and I plan to kick the asses of at least 24 ninja, so thats a days lesson for each one. Thank you and I hope I am bad enough to save the president.