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Spacelord

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Hello Escapists,

based on another thread 'post yourself altered', where we were instructed to post our pictures without any 'shopping or the like, I'd like to pose a different challenge: I want to see you all photoshopped up. I want you to take a picture and crop, shop and Myspace angle the everliving crap out of yourself. I want this thread to look like an emo dating site. Like a 13 year old's Livejournal. Like a Panic! At The Disco fanpage. Like Van Helsing's shitlist.


So, post the following:

1. your extensively edited picture, and
2. how you messed with your picture to get the desired effect


Ok me first:

I'm not an ambiturner. I can't turn left.
2. I put on a beanie hat that I stole from a roommate (who may or may not be a hipster), then put it through some freeware Photoshop-ripoff software and messed with the contrast and put it in black and white. The eyebrow thing is strangely enough not shopped (I don't know how after all), I've taught myself to do it after watching just way too many Bond movies.

All this combined into the internet's most punchable face this side of Snookie's blog!

Your turn! Do your best/worst!


[small]ps: please post I don't want to be the only person who posts embarrassing shit like this :|[/small]
 

Casual Shinji

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Cheesus333

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This was at my Mum's work (she manages a photography studio where people go to do family photos etc.)

I think it looks alright, but I wouldn't use it for anything, so I'll just use it here.

EDIT: I should also mention that I didn't edit this, I can't edit shit :p
 

Sovvolf

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An old photo from about a year ago but here you go.

Also got the one I use as my avatar which I made for last Halloween (which is why I have the scared expression on my face)
 

Jillian Andes

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THEJORRRG said:
LOL!! I am loving these threads. xD


For this I just took the picture with my phone using an app called Instagram. It's got fun filters and the like to make your pictures look old-timey.
[http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/857/photo16y.jpg/]

I got bored one day and painted half of my face black. I edited it in Photoshop to make it fully black & white, and change the contrast and the like.
[http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/196/photo8qg.jpg/]
 

Ambi

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Maybe when I used to make fun people with "internet disease" I was secretly jealous (in a way) of the girls who did this, and now I'd be trying to prove I could be somewhat fake-pretty too if I wanted to, under the veneer of making fun of them and pretending I'm better than then when I'm not... Or maybe I just like editing photos sometimes in the same way I like to scribble.

<_<

I'm not actually a hunchback, it's just that the lighting is really harsh if I don't lean forward.

 

Jonluw

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Right, copy and paste from the other thread:
Okay, here are some very altered pics of me.

Had to rip off part of my makeup to be able to eat.

The makeup was way too hard so I didn't get an even cover >:/

Edit: Oooooh, it was supposed to be altered by image editing software...
 

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Jillian Andes said:
THEJORRRG said:
LOL!! I am loving these threads. xD


For this I just took the picture with my phone using an app called Instagram. It's got fun filters and the like to make your pictures look old-timey.
[http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/857/photo16y.jpg/]
Please do not construe this as an attempt to hit on you (I mean you can if you want I guess) but altered or not, those eyes are amazing. They must drive the men crazy.
 

Thaluikhain

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Yourself severely altered.

[small]Am I the only one who came follow instructions?[/small]
 

TheDarklite

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<spoiler=A picture of me, completely 100% unaltered><spoiler=honestly>
[http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/825/freakyeyes.png/]
Bet you'll never know what part I altered!!! Muahahahahaha!

I didn't have photoshop installed so I resorted to.... not... using any... program... yes... >.>
 

Dragonborne88

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[http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/12/27030101501656131052156.jpg]

Me altered to be a videogame character! Woo!
 

Jillian Andes

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Blunderboy said:
Please do not construe this as an attempt to hit on you (I mean you can if you want I guess) but altered or not, those eyes are amazing. They must drive the men crazy.
Thank you! C:
Haha, most of my friends are dudes, but I drive them crazy for completely different, very silly reasons xD

SonofaJohannes said:

I drew a moustache in paintbrush
I cannot handle the sophistication!! Such a lovely 'stache!