Prank calling a prank caller

[PhunkyPhazon]

Escapists, I need some advice and/or anecdotes. A while back, I kept getting these annoying as hell calls on my cell phone. I didn't recognize the phone number, so it isn't anyone in my address book. All I would hear is...honestly I have no clue. The best I can describe it as is that it's like static with some tongue clicking. Sort of. This person stopped calling me after a few times, and it had been months since I heard from them.

Until of course I get woken up at 6am this morning only to hear my old pal has returned. Well, no more. It's time to *67 this person's ass and strike back with a prank call of my own. You guys have any good ideas or stories to share?

 

[nairb1582]

Find the number to your local evangelical/Jehovah's Witness ministry. Give them a call, and tell them you have a friend that is feeling spiritually lost and in need of help. Then give them the number of your buddy there. Then you can sit back and let the professionals do the work for you.

 

[imnot]

Find the number to your local evangelical/Jehovah's Witness ministry. Give them a call, and tell them you have a friend that is feeling spiritually lost and in need of help. Then give them the number of your buddy there. Then you can sit back and let the professionals do the work for you.

you are evil! do that do it NOW!

 

[tomtom94]

Ask them for ten dollars to buy a pizza for your horse.
Whilst doing an Arabic accent.

 

[icyneesan]

If he calls back, I'd do something like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQrpr6__Ho8

 

[GodsAndFishes]

Find the number to your local evangelical/Jehovah's Witness ministry. Give them a call, and tell them you have a friend that is feeling spiritually lost and in need of help. Then give them the number of your buddy there. Then you can sit back and let the professionals do the work for you.

Whatever I was about to say has been rendered obsolete by this post.
Sir I salute thee!

 

[Cosplay Horatio]

"Hello, this is the bubble factory where we make bubbles and bubbles and bubbles....

Keep saying "and bubbles" till the prankster hangs up then call back and continue with "and bubbles" over and over again. It's up to you how many times you want to call him back after the hang ups.

Or play some hilarious or annoying audio you find on youtube.

 

[Mozza444]

Download an App such as:
http://www.appbrain.com/app/com.skytek.textbomb

Or Iphone/Nokia Equivalent.

Only use however if you have an unlimited text plan.

This app has been known to cause phones to crash.
Also receiving 50-1000 text within the day will be more annoying that any prank call possible.

 

[Wedlock49]

find the number and call saying that after several complaints he was going to be sued for harrassment.

 

[Chamale]

Next time he calls...

"You've actually called a murder scene. Mr. Phazon is on longer with us. I'm Officer Clarke; I'm conducting a homicide investigation. I want to ask you a series of questions. First of all: What was the nature of the business you had with Phunky Phazon?"

...

"No, hang on. I'm going to ask you to stay on the phone, the call has already been traced and we may need to come in for further questioning."

Spoiler: The original here

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