Predict our next big topic

[Evil Smurf]

*LATER, ON THE SEASIDE*

WHAT THE HECK IS THIS THING? IT LOOKS LIKE A SHINY PINATA.

HERE, LET ME GRAB A STICK.

*THE FISH BEGINS TO FLY AND SHOOT LASERS*

PEOPLE EVERYWHERE: MY FACE, IT SHOT MY FACE!

 

[lacktheknack]

*LATER, ON THE SEASIDE*

WHAT THE HECK IS THIS THING? IT LOOKS LIKE A SHINY PINATA.

HERE, LET ME GRAB A STICK.

*THE FISH BEGINS TO FLY AND SHOOT LASERS*

PEOPLE EVERYWHERE: MY FACE, IT SHOT MY FACE!

OH GOD!

THE PLAGUE OF THE FLYING LASERFISH IS UPON US!

AND THERE WAS A GREAT RUMBLING, RELEASING HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF LASER PARTICLES STREAMING FROM THE GAPING MAWS OF DEATH STRUNG ACROSS THE FACE STRUCTURES OF A BILLION ANGRY FISH SWIMMING TO THE SKIES, SCREAMING AS THEY COME! AND THERE WAS A GREAT SUFFERING THAT ENGULFED THE LAND, THE LIKES OF WHICH HAD NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE, SINCE, OR ANY OTHER TIME. OTHER THAN NOW. AND THERE WAS A GREAT WAIL OF TORMENT THAT BUBBLED FROM THE THROATS OF THE CONDEMNED POPULATION AS THEY GROANED UNDER THEIR SUFFERING. AND THEN THE GREAT MAW OF THE PENGUIN-RICH OCEAN OPENED FURTHER, AND BEGAN TO CONSUME THE LANDS. AND THERE WAS A GREAT SCREAM, RISING FROM A MILLION THROATS AT ONCE, WHICH WERE SUDDENLY SILEN-

OH LOOK. THEY HAVE OFF SWITCHES.



BRILLIANT.

 

[Evil Smurf]

OH GOD!

THE PLAGUE OF THE FLYING LASERFISH IS UPON US!

AND THERE WAS A GREAT RUMBLING, RELEASING HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF LASER PARTICLES STREAMING FROM THE GAPING MAWS OF DEATH STRUNG ACROSS THE FACE STRUCTURES OF A BILLION ANGRY FISH SWIMMING TO THE SKIES, SCREAMING AS THEY COME! AND THERE WAS A GREAT SUFFERING THAT ENGULFED THE LAND, THE LIKES OF WHICH HAD NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE, SINCE, OR ANY OTHER TIME. OTHER THAN NOW. AND THERE WAS A GREAT WAIL OF TORMENT THAT BUBBLED FROM THE THROATS OF THE CONDEMNED POPULATION AS THEY GROANED UNDER THEIR SUFFERING. AND THEN THE GREAT MAW OF THE PENGUIN-RICH OCEAN OPENED FURTHER, AND BEGAN TO CONSUME THE LANDS. AND THERE WAS A GREAT SCREAM, RISING FROM A MILLION THROATS AT ONCE, WHICH WERE SUDDENLY SILEN-

OH LOOK. THEY HAVE OFF SWITCHES.



BRILLIANT.

*MEANWHILE AT HIVE MIND PENGUINS LAB*

.....

<a href=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guano>GUANO! WE MUST TRY HARDER!

 

[Arakasi]

I'm gonna call 'racism'.
It's about time that went back around.

 

[Eddy-16]

I'd guess in the next few days that Black Mesa dodah, about how it is the greatest thing EVAR! or how it is complete tripe on a bike and is a disappointment to everything with eyeballs. End of September/October/November I'd guess Borderlands 2 hate/love threads, Dishonored disappointment/love threads and Hale 4 "worst thing ever can't believe they are still making these blargh ragefest".

EDIT: Forgot Assassin's Creed 3 and the CoD ragefest

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

"What if Stalin was right?"

That's my best guess.

 

[Random Argument Man]

I'm a circumcised feminist PC elitist, who loves the Mass Effect 3 endings, I also love EA, hate Valve, despise gun control, and recently got friendzoned by a vegan who loves religion, hates MLP, and loves The Big Bang Theory.


If this actually happens, nobody wins.

Well...if it happens, only the circumcised feminist PC elitist, who loves the Mass Effect 3 endings, who also loves EA, hates Valve, despises gun control, and recently got friendzoned by a vegan who loves religion, hates MLP, and loves The Big Bang Theory will win...

And if they win, what hope do we have?


OT: I predict that "the game du jour" threads will pop up. I foresee the grand return of "Activision is evil". And my pick for "It will never happen, but it should" iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis "exercice, healthy food and why most gamers should go for a healthier body".

The last one will probably replaced "ARRRGH, I hate smoking" and will probably filled with those kind of people.