Del-Toro said:
Lovecraft is pretentious? The guy who made C'Thulu? Bullshit.
You know what I consider to be pretentious writing? It's when you describe everything to death with big, long words, and lots of them. Think of the verbose memes (link below) in literary form. It's not about the story, or characters or whatever, for me, being pretentious is either being a scene kid or a hipster, or literary technique that, while intended to make the author seem smarter, just maks them look like a larger and larger twat with every passing sentance.
[link]http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/verbose-memes[/link]
I'm sorry, but your definition of pretentious writing is basically what a novel looks like.
My father enjoys reading books - mostly stuff like Stephen King, Dan Brown and such - basically horror, sci-fi and thrillers.
I, however, do not care much for books. I have read quite a few books, but I will never replace my computer for an actual book. I've also read up on many, many books (regardless of what kind of prose we're talking about) on Wikipedia and other sites.
The five books that I like very much and will never forget about:
- Henrik Ibsen: A Doll's House
- Fyodor Dostoyevsky: Crime and Punishment
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe: Faust
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe: The Sorrows of Young Werther
- Franz Kafka: The Metamorphosis
EDIT: I forgot to mention that my father actually reads at least two novels (yes, the books for big boys) per week. When he was younger he would actually read all day long. Literally.