Preteen Pop Star Takes Fashion Cues From Street Fighter

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Preteen Pop Star Takes Fashion Cues From Street Fighter

Is "Whip My Hair" singer Willow Smith actually the leader of a huge underground criminal empire? Maybe!

Willow Smith is famous for two reasons. First, she's the daughter of Will Smith (and real creative on the name there, Will). Second, she was the singer of last year's hit single "Whip My Hair [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymKLymvwD2U]," a song that is way more catchy than it has any right to be.

Street Fighter's M. Bison, on the other hand, is an evil dictator who runs the nefarious Shadoloo criminal empire. Unlike Willow Smith, he does not have a Billboard hit single, but instead relies on his terrifying Psycho Power to grind his enemies into dust and cow them into submission.

So on one hand, you have Willow Smith; on the other hand you have M. Bison - and ne'er the twain shall meet, right?

Perhaps not: Willow Smith performed in Manchester, England last night wearing an outfit that MTV Style noticed [http://style.mtv.com/2011/03/22/willow-smith-street-fighter-character-m-bison/] bore more than a passing resemblance to Bison's iconic duds. Seriously, that's just uncanny - I might be able to forgive it if it were just the red-and-purple, but the wrist bracers? The puffy thigh-pants? The silver freakin' shoulderpads?

Now, I'm not saying that the 10-year-old Smith is actually an evil mastermind who rules the world from the shadows while tangling with the likes of US Special Forces and Interpol, but I'm not saying that she isn't, either.

Maybe someone should get Zangief Kid [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/108538-Kid-Becomes-Little-Zangief-in-Response-to-Bullying] on the phone.

(MTV Style [http://style.mtv.com/2011/03/22/willow-smith-street-fighter-character-m-bison/])

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Trucken

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So, if Willow is Bison... then who the hell is Will? And what kind of insane powers does he possess!?

Truly scary...
 

dagens24

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I feel like she's channeling a bit of Magneto there as well. Marvel vs Capcom indeed.
 

hazabaza1

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John, you're having your funny paranoid times again. Now, do we need to take away your pills, or give you more?
 

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chemicalreaper said:
Willow Smith, and "Whip my Hair," are two things that should not be mentioned, EVER. The sooner we forget about them, and stop giving them free publicity, the better.
Yup
 

Xjin

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I can see her working in Bison's "YES!" narm chat in her new single. She is Will's daughter.
Jacky Chan as Chun Li still wins.
 

ShenCS

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Hey, if the girl dresses like Bison then she can make as much crappy music as she likes, she's already awesome by definition. Although the "Smith dollar" lacks the punch of the Bison dollar.
 

smearyllama

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Jada Pinkett Smith must be Chun-Li then, and Jaden is most likely Ken.

Still, that's pretty awesome.
 

Svenparty

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Is this news? Next week on the Escapist: How Lady Gaga blatantly rips off surrealist motifs and is batshit insane.
 

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Svenparty said:
Is this news? Next week on the Escapist: How Lady Gaga blatantly rips off surrealist motifs and is batshit insane.
Video games, Street Figther, etc.
 

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Scrythe said:
Svenparty said:
Is this news? Next week on the Escapist: How Lady Gaga blatantly rips off surrealist motifs and is batshit insane.
Video games, Street Figther, etc.
Despite this it's such a thinly spread reference. I'm pretty confident that most artists have probably worn something video game character ish before. What is next? "Tom Sellek wears Dungarees-resembles Mario"
 
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I honestly think 'Whip My Hair' is the worst song that has ever been played near me. Its horrid. This actually made me dislike M. Bison... Somehow.