Preteen Pop Star Takes Fashion Cues From Street Fighter

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I'm just waiting for the internet to turn this into a meme. I wonder what it will be though?

"M. Bison: He's really a 10-year-old girl."

"M. Bison: He will whip his hair back and forth."

"M. Bison: His daughter decided to take a different career path."

The possibilities are almost endless!
 

Darkauthor81

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I don't get it. It only barely looks anything like M Bison's costume. It does look completely horrible though, whatever it is.
 

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Proceed to spam topic with YES! videos.
Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon said:
I honestly think 'Whip My Hair' is the worst song that has ever been played near me. Its horrid. This actually made me dislike M. Bison... Somehow.
I share your pain.
 

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The message that the song was saying was at least more powerful than 'friday'. I understand its all the rage to just randomly hate viral shit, but chillax.

OT: I can see the resemblance. And pop stars dressing up all cosplayish is pretty neat, but I think its even cooler when asian politicians cosplay as NGE characters (I'm looking at YOU, Takaaki Mitsuhashi!).
 

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Shows what I know. I thought Will Smith only had a son. Never knew he had a daughter. Pretty brave to go on stage, seriously, dressed like that. Then again, Bieber's jackets have enough straps to hold back the Great Flood, so to each his--or her--own.
 

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Just, for the sake of all that's holy, don't alert Jean Claude VanDamme. He's done enough damage to that franchise.
 

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quick get chun li on the line we must fight M. Bison http://thequickglimpse.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/itty_bitty_chun_li.jpg
 

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2 down 10 to go. Anyone want to run a draw on which original Street Fighter will hit the news next?
 

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John Funk said:
Preteen Pop Star Takes Fashion Cues From Street Fighter

Is "Whip My Hair" singer Willow Smith actually the leader of a huge underground criminal empire? Maybe!

Willow Smith is famous for two reasons. First, she's the daughter of Will Smith (and real creative on the name there, Will). Second, she was the singer of last year's hit single "Whip My Hair [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymKLymvwD2U]," a song that is way more catchy than it has any right to be.

Street Fighter's M. Bison, on the other hand, is an evil dictator who runs the nefarious Shadoloo criminal empire. Unlike Willow Smith, he does not have a Billboard hit single, but instead relies on his terrifying Psycho Power to grind his enemies into dust and cow them into submission.

So on one hand, you have Willow Smith; on the other hand you have M. Bison - and ne'er the twain shall meet, right?

Perhaps not: Willow Smith performed in Manchester, England last night wearing an outfit that MTV Style noticed [http://style.mtv.com/2011/03/22/willow-smith-street-fighter-character-m-bison/] bore more than a passing resemblance to Bison's iconic duds. Seriously, that's just uncanny - I might be able to forgive it if it were just the red-and-purple, but the wrist bracers? The puffy thigh-pants? The silver freakin' shoulderpads?

Now, I'm not saying that the 10-year-old Smith is actually an evil mastermind who rules the world from the shadows while tangling with the likes of US Special Forces and Interpol, but I'm not saying that she isn't, either.

Maybe someone should get Zangief Kid [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/108538-Kid-Becomes-Little-Zangief-in-Response-to-Bullying] on the phone.

(MTV Style [http://style.mtv.com/2011/03/22/willow-smith-street-fighter-character-m-bison/])

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Somebody stop these Montessorey kids!
 

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John Funk said:
Maybe someone should get Zangief Kid [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/108538-Kid-Becomes-Little-Zangief-in-Response-to-Bullying] on the phone.
Gahahaha.

The shoulder pads are a bit convincing, but there's a lack of metal bracers and shin guards that tempt me to say it's a weak coincidence. I think MvC3 just has Bison on our minds, so we're starting to see things.