Prison Escape

[Airbear101]

Your in prison for life, you've been in there for two years. You've gotten your ass beat several times. Theres a big dude eyeballing you in the shower! Your cell mate and you had enough and break out.

What/where would you do/go?

 

[Xorghul]

Space.

 

[Spudgun Man]

I hide out in my secret grappling hook recycling plant on top of Mt. Doom.

Cause no one would think to look there.

 

[Killersamman]

to the showers...

haha no I would tunnel and use dummies - Naked Gun 3&1/3 style!

 

[ZeroMachine]

I would talk to this guy:

************ can get out of anything.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

I think it'd be time to pull the shoelace out of my ass and start killing things. Strangulation would probably be a good choice. Take out the big boy first, then control the others with my laces and enslave them, making them bend to my whims.

Wow...I think I need to see someone.

 

[Metric Monkey]

I'd pull a Solid Snake like that other guy who escaped from prison that way.

I'll go wherever the truck takes me.

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

What? I dunno, don't even know why I was put in prison or how I broke out. Find a hooker/see my girlfriend I guess. That's the first thing I'd do if I hadn't seen a woman in two years.

 

[Jedamethis]

Killing Spree!

 

[Airbear101]

Tax Evasion
Your mom drove a semi into the place and broke out

 

[El Poncho]

Well in those two years i'm sure I would of been going at the weights then I will kick some ass.

 

[Killersamman]

to the showers...

I agree with you, good sir. That huge fellow in the showers looks like he wants to invite me to tea and crumpets, I do say, I could fancy me some crumpets in prison!

Why thank you kindly old chap. Spot of tea with your crumpets? What about you 'Big Dude'?

 

[Pimppeter2]

Away?

I dunno, probably Canada, no ones going to come looking for us in such a dark depression place devoid of intelligent life



(I'm kidding, my friendly northern neighbors)

 

[Buck Wilde]

Zihutanejo, Mexico. Open a little hotel right on the beach. Buy some worthless old boat and fix it up like new. Take my guests out charter fishing.

Sorry, I had to do it

 

[electric_warrior]

up my own ass
hell, it's probably been stretched out enough by then

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I'd take the secret passage out below the dungeon and then deliver the Amulet of Kings to Weynon Priory, as per the Emperor's last request.

 

[BuckminsterF]

TO CANADA!

 

[Airbear101]

Away?

I dunno, probably Canada, no ones going to come looking for us in such a dark depression place devoid of intelligent life



(I'm kidding, my friendly northern neighbors)

You better watch out, we'll drown you in maple syrup!

I'd go to Mexico and meet up with my old buddy Red.

Red? i think its story time...

 

[Ganthrinor]

Away?

I dunno, probably Canada, no ones going to come looking for us in such a dark depression place devoid of intelligent life



(I'm kidding, my friendly northern neighbors)

You better watch out, we'll drown you in maple syrup!

I'd go to Mexico and meet up with my old buddy Red.

Red? i think its story time...

The Shawshank Redemption. Read it, or barring that, watch the acceptable movie adaptation.


OT: I'd go to either Polynesia or the Orient. Get myself some Kung-Fu.

 

[QuirkyTambourine]

Alaska, into a cabin in the woods. I can hunt caribou, play video games and snowboard all day.

That's not unreasonable at all right?