Prison reduces rape with soap on rope

[Saucycarpdog]

http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=977

EDIT: Okay, I realize its a joke site. I admit my mistake. I thought it was a site that posted weird news. How stupid of me.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

I'm fairly certain that is a joke news source.

 

[Klumpfot]

I can give you some words; the website is satirical. It's not a news source. Think Onion.

 

[PrimoThePro]

I uh...
Good?
I always thought that if I dropped soap at prison, my shower is over and I am just gonna leave.
Edit: Learned source is a joke. Point still stands.

 

[xdom125x]

I thought that prisons already had soap on a rope for years because of the lowering of rapes it would cause.
edit: I truely fell for it. I believed the story.

 

[Radeonx]

You do realize that this is why they started using the term "soap on a rope" more and more frequently, right?

 

[Nouw]

It's in the name mate, not a serious site.

Serious/Humourous combo can do wonders though!

 

[Eumersian]

There was a thread here a while back that also featured a story from Dead Serious News.

You know it's all a bunch of fake crap right?

 

[BonsaiK]

I'm surprised he didn't link this one:

http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=753

Anyway yeah, it's kind of like The Onion but not quite as well done.

 

[lovest harding]

This is satirical.

And if you need more proof than "The Sodomy Prevention Group" and "Critics have been quick to refute the idea, most of whom blame the preponderance of Greco-Roman wrestling and gladiator movies available on the prison?s internal television network.", the fact that I live in Iowa should be satisfactory. xD

 

[Throwitawaynow]

I uh...
I always thought that if I dropped soap at prison, my shower is over and I am just gonna leave.

You can't just leave the soap on the floor. They won't let you.

 

[Souplex]

I see they received my suggestion.

 

[Ashcrexl]

soap on a rope? what is this, a mw2 trophy?