Profound Nonsense!

[Valate_v1legacy]

Profound nonsense!

What was the most profound thing you've heard that didn't make sense/fit the context?

Like say you're talking about zombies and suddenly your friend quotes Gandhi at random.

Basically:

"Psst, what is the square root of 2?"

"The best path in life is the off beaten one"

"What? I said I wanted to know the Square root of 2!!!!!"

That kind of thing.

If this has ever stuck out in your memory, this is the place to post it.

 

[Wondermint13]

Oh, tricky one..Hm.. Something like that did take place between me and a friend once.

I think I was talking about how I would like to cook with Gordon Ramsay for a day and my friend kinda nods and says "I never liked The Muppet Show"

All I got for now xD

 

[FalloutJack]

I dare say, old boy, you are really putting the effort into it, aren't you? What a right and proper devotion to sillyness you have here. I dare say that this nonsense could be just utterly profound indeed!

 

[Raven's Nest]

It disturbs me no more to find men cruel, unjust, or selfish than to see apes mischievous, wolves savage, or the vulture ravenous for its prey....

No, unfortunately my friends aren't that interesting...

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Sometimes i like to enter my friends conversation by shouting out nonsensical phrases.

 

[j0frenzy]

I always found one line from Untouchables bothersome. Towards the end of the movie, Al Capone is going to jail after his lawyer pleads guilty and Elliot Ness walks up to Capone across a crowded court room that is going insane with the news that Capone is going to prison and Ness say something along the lines of, "Never stop fighting until the fight is won. There ends the lesson." Yes, I know that it is supposed to have some literary value because he is referencing his murdered mentor, but I always found that to be utter dribble. Of course I am going to fight until I win. That only seems logical. And he says it so profoundly too. Bleh.

 

[loc978]

Be more rational. Remove the

from your life.

 

[supermariner]

a friend of mine was still groggy after a drunken night
and i chose to wake him up with this:

"where did you put the vodka?"
"my beard itches" (he has no beard)
"what? James are you talking to me?"
"no, i was talking to myself. But there was no rapport"

his best wittisisms are when he's too drowzy to remember them