Protagonist is Coming ACT LIKE A NPC QUICK
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"Because the Bible tells-me-so... *descends into weeping*"Engarde said:
Ahh, that game is such a mindfuck. A fantastically-done, atmospheric, tragically beautiful mindfuck.
"IT'S JUST A STANDARD PROCEDURE!" *gun noises*
- Doctor Steinman
EDIT: Found this in the back of the Bioshock Preview issue of PC Gamer. It is both fantastic and relevant.
(World of Warcraft. Two dwarves, ESTRAGOM and VLADIROK stand in a small grove)
ESTRAGOM: Let's go.
VLADIROK: We can't.
EST: Why not?
VLAD: We're waiting for G0d0t.
EST: (despairingly) Ah! (pause) Are you sure it was here?
VLAD: What?
EST: That we were to wait.
VLAD: He said by the tree.
EST: And if he doesn't come?
VLAD: We'll be here tomorrow.
EST: And then the day after tomorrow.
VLAD: And so on.
EST: How long have we been here?
VLAD: It seems like years.
(Pause, in which ESTRAGOM visibly sighs and melodramatically looks around himself. VLADIROK suddenly breaks into dance, in a surprisingly violent Cossack fashion. He stops, looks around hopefully, then sighs.)
EST: Why are we even here?
VLAD: You know why. We are here to meet G0d0t.
EST: What if he's somewhere else? In that cave, perhaps? Maybe he'll never even come this way!
VLAD: Don't say that!
(An uncomfortable pause)
VLAD: It's possible.
EST: He might never come.
(Another uncomfortable pause)
VLAD: Well? Shall we go?
EST: Yes, let's go.
(They do not move)
ESTRAGOM: Let's go.
VLADIROK: We can't.
EST: Why not?
VLAD: We're waiting for G0d0t.
EST: (despairingly) Ah! (pause) Are you sure it was here?
VLAD: What?
EST: That we were to wait.
VLAD: He said by the tree.
EST: And if he doesn't come?
VLAD: We'll be here tomorrow.
EST: And then the day after tomorrow.
VLAD: And so on.
EST: How long have we been here?
VLAD: It seems like years.
(Pause, in which ESTRAGOM visibly sighs and melodramatically looks around himself. VLADIROK suddenly breaks into dance, in a surprisingly violent Cossack fashion. He stops, looks around hopefully, then sighs.)
EST: Why are we even here?
VLAD: You know why. We are here to meet G0d0t.
EST: What if he's somewhere else? In that cave, perhaps? Maybe he'll never even come this way!
VLAD: Don't say that!
(An uncomfortable pause)
VLAD: It's possible.
EST: He might never come.
(Another uncomfortable pause)
VLAD: Well? Shall we go?
EST: Yes, let's go.
(They do not move)
"Wow! You're the Grand Champion! I saw your fight against the Gray Prince! You're the best! Can I... Can I follow you around? I won't get in the way!"
"Need some gEAR?!"Mechsoap said:
"Gear for days here"
"Ive got what you need"
"Gear! its whats for dinner!"
"Gear, I got your hookup!"
"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter."
I hate the NCR troops saying that.
I want to punch them and say "You really mean that?!".
I hate the NCR troops saying that.
I want to punch them and say "You really mean that?!".
"What is the meaning of this Danca del Diablo?"
-Random civies in Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood.
-Random civies in Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood.
Warning: Large ham incoming.
"MY HATRED FOR YOU WILL UNMAKE THE PLANES"
The Transcendent One, PST
Yes, it is in allcaps.
"MY HATRED FOR YOU WILL UNMAKE THE PLANES"
The Transcendent One, PST
Yes, it is in allcaps.
