Protagonist is Coming ACT LIKE A NPC QUICK

[Captain Booyah]

"Please sir have you got any money! No sir you don't understand, I need the money! But I need money sir, I'm poor and sick and hungry!"
-Like you DON'T know who these fuckers are. (Assassin's Creed)

Bah, ninja'd! Another classic: "You dare steal in my presence? That will cost you your life!"

Also, I have no idea if this counts or not, but some woman who ran away screaming after I hijacked her horse in Brotherhood. "The Lord is my shepherd...THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD!!!" That was one funny lady.

 

[Creator002]

*drops (apparently empty) crate which explodes and applauds* Oh, yes! - Fable.

 

[holographicman]

IMA WITH YOU MASON!!!
red faction gorilla

 

[standokan]

Press B to jump - Unforgotten Realms

 

[Life_Is_A_Mess]

*stalks protagonist*
SSSSSSSSSSSSSS BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!

 

[Volothos]

I'd secretly kill every human in this temple starting with 2 random soldiers and then ending with the human who saved me.
-Yurt, The Silent Chief

 

[Olikunmissile]

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM



-Obliviion

It was only a matter of time.

THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU FALL DOWN AND BLEED TO DEATH

 

[LostTimeLady]

"I heard weird creepy sounds coming from that dried up well."

(Kakariko village in Ocarina of Time)

Oh oh oh, I've got a better one:

"Someone told me once that you need to press X not to die. I didn't get it."

(Games with QTEs)

 

[Spawny0908]

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!!!

Mass Effect 2


IT'S HERBERT MOOOOOOON!!!!

Red Dead Redemption

 

[josemlopes]

Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker

-A guard from the game S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Shadow of Chernobyl

Stalker WHAT THE HELL! (points if you can tell me who and when ^^) (Also SOC)

Sidorovich!!!! when you teleport into his bunker hahahaha

BOOM

 

[Soviet Heavy]

can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

I don't even need to say his name.

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker

-A guard from the game S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Shadow of Chernobyl

I said come in, don't stand there!(X100)

-S.T.A.L.K.E.R. SoC

 

[Soviet Heavy]

I'm sure you'll be pleased with the good my boy and I have collected, and with your discount!

 

[Critical_Sneeze]

Don't forget to reload Dr. Freeman!

Yes. Thank you...

 

[archvile93]

"What was my Grandson's name again?"

It was douche. Okay no it wasn't, but that's what I told him. The newly chistened Douche was not pleased.

OT: Go back in time after killing giant crab monster that killed your future self. "Okay...I am you from the future. No time to explain, wait a minute. Oh shi- AHHHH!" grabbed by giant crab monster.

 

[TilMorrow]

"Sometimes, I dream of cheese."

Come on you gotta know where this is from.

 

[The Great JT]

I AM
ERROR.

(Take a wild guess who, Zelda 2: The Adventure of Link)

 

[linkzeldi]

"You spoony bard" Final Fantasy Something.

 

[DarkRyter]

Walking the mojave wasteland makes me wish for a nuclear winter.

 

[Soviet Heavy]

AHHHHHHH TIME TO PLAY! TIME TO PLAY!

MORE! MORE MEAT FOR ME!

STRIP THE FLESH! SALT THE WOUND! MUAWAHAHAHAHA!

Psychos from Borderlands.