Protagonist is Coming ACT LIKE A NPC QUICK

[Anchupom]

*plays lute and prances around like a nancy boy*
AC:II and ACB

 

[Fidelias]

"Hey! You stole my kill!"

"I'm a cowardly fool!"

"Grenade!!!!" *throws grenade at protagonist's feet*

"Hey, watch it!" *when protagonist accidentally shoots him*

"I'm a friendly!" *when protagonist accidentally(or purposefully) shoots him*

-Halo series

 

[Anchupom]

Hello stranger.-Resident Evil 4.

Completely unrelated to your comment, I just thought I'd tell you that your avatar is win.

 

[Anti Nudist Cupcake]

Glimlag 'n bietjie, dan skiet ek daai tande flenters!

Farcry 2.

It means, "smile a little, and I'll shoot your teeth to bits!"

Yeah, the fact that they speak Afrikaans in this game made it very funny to South-African gamers.

 

[LiftYourSkinnyFists]

At a stretch:

"Tyrael was a fool to have trusted me!

You see, it was I who told Diablo and his Brothers about the Soulstones and how to corrupt them. It was I who helped the Prime Evils mastermind their own exile to your world.

The plan we set in motion so long ago cannot be stopped by any mortal agency. Hell, itself, is poised to spill forth into your world like a tidal wave of blood and nightmares.

You and all your kind . . . are doomed."

...And cookie for the incredibly easy reference.

[sub]You should make this a guess the NPC quote above you and add another quote thread[/sub]

Diablo II Beauty, Act 4 Q1 Izual's corrupted spirit betrays Tyrael <3

 

[pyrosaw]

Hello stranger.-Resident Evil 4.

Completely unrelated to your comment, I just thought I'd tell you that your avatar is win.

You'd be surprised how many times I get that.

 

[Anchupom]

Hello stranger.-Resident Evil 4.

Completely unrelated to your comment, I just thought I'd tell you that your avatar is win.

You'd be surprised how many times I get that.

Really? Surprised as in, it's remarkably less than I assumed? Because I'm thinking once every 3 posts here.

 

[UltraDeth]

*salutes* Commander Shepard - Mass Effect

 

[LiftYourSkinnyFists]

I WILL MAKE WEAPONS OUT OF YOUR BONES! [The Smith]

NOT EVEN DEATH WILL SAVE YOU FROM ME. [Diablo]

Well, we're not here to sell cookies... so they know something is up. [One of the four manly men in Gears of War]

Hostiles [Theron Guard #340]

Hey! [Naavi]

Stop right there! Criminal scum [Bruma Town Guard]

God I love chatter.

 

[Angus565]

I hope they let us go in-side!

-guard that follows the chest carrier from AC:B

 

[MrShowerHead]

"He's going to hurt himself. And when he does I won't help him!"
I love the random quotes the civilians spout.

I love that line. I always end up saying "Lets see who's going to get hurt....."

 

[pyrosaw]

Hello stranger.-Resident Evil 4.

Completely unrelated to your comment, I just thought I'd tell you that your avatar is win.

You'd be surprised how many times I get that.

Really? Surprised as in, it's remarkably less than I assumed? Because I'm thinking once every 3 posts here.

More like 1 out of every 2 posts. Depending how many Escapist's on at a time.

 

[silver wolf009]

"On the ground BI*TCH!" Any random Nazi or Red or bandit from Metro 2033.

EDIT:

Cousin, Lets go bowling!

As if NO-ONE knows where this is from

I may sound stupid, but I really don't know where thats from... little help?

 

[CJ1145]

The Warden works for the traitor Bhelen! For Harrowmont! *Attack*

--Harrowmont Fanatic #7, Dragon Age: Origins

 

[dorkette1990]

"I'm made of sugar. I hope I don't fall into a pot of tea and melt!"

-kid from Fable

 

[DesiPrinceX09]

Welcome to Corneria!
(the guard at the gates of corneria, FF1)

 

[Anchupom]

Hello stranger.-Resident Evil 4.

Completely unrelated to your comment, I just thought I'd tell you that your avatar is win.

You'd be surprised how many times I get that.

Really? Surprised as in, it's remarkably less than I assumed? Because I'm thinking once every 3 posts here.

More like 1 out of every 2 posts. Depending how many Escapist's on at a time.

How does that work out for you?

 

[Brnin8]

"I saw a mudcrab by the water recently."
-Anyone in Oblivion

 

[Del-Toro]

Outlander! What do you want?

 

[C117]

"He he he, thank you..."

Merchant, Resident Evil 4