Protagonist is Coming ACT LIKE A NPC QUICK

[pulse2]

I'm that ***** ass npc that makes the prat-oganist go and do a really long mission only to get some unuseful item >

Evil NPCs ftw!

 

[DarthAchaeron]

"How're those hot little potatoes coming? You know... because they're explosive?"
Fallout 3

 

[xCraig]

NIKO MY COUSIN, LET'S GO BOWLING [phone]

Roman Bellic
Grand Theft Auto 4.

 

[Russian_Assassin]

Shepard. (Urdnot Wrex, Mass Effect)

Wrex (Shepard, Mass Effect)

He's not an NPC you cheater

I've had it with your disingenuous assertions!
*punch*

Easily the best scene in Mass Effect 2.

Interview this *****! I hate reporters... >.>

 

[The Shade]

"Patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for Nuclear Winter."

 

[[.redacted]]

Diablo II Beauty, Act 4 Q1 Izual's corrupted spirit betrays Tyrael <3

Sorry, only one cookie to go around =(

 

[pyrosaw]

Hello stranger.-Resident Evil 4.

Completely unrelated to your comment, I just thought I'd tell you that your avatar is win.

You'd be surprised how many times I get that.

Really? Surprised as in, it's remarkably less than I assumed? Because I'm thinking once every 3 posts here.

More like 1 out of every 2 posts. Depending how many Escapist's on at a time.

How does that work out for you?

Kind of annoying, but it's nice to know I'm somewhat liked. Despite I'm against pretty much every type of fanboy.

 

[Kukakkau]

*scrubbing floor*
Player : "hEello"
"HI!"
Player : "hEello"
"HI!"
Player : "hEello"
"HI!"
Player : "hEello"
"HI!"
Player : "hEello"
"HI!"
Player: "wait"
"Ok"
*Continues scrubbing floor*

Penny and nostalgia for anyone who knows where that comes from.

"Follow me!"
"No"
"...Follow me!"
"Okay"
"Freeze!!" *ratatattat*
"Ooops..."

Abe games - nostalgia indeed

"You're not supposed to be here!" - Assassin's Creed games where rooftops are military restricted areas

 

[Rhymenoceros]

AH! MY BALLS, IT'S GOT MY BALLS

Using the Shark Gun

Armed And Dangerous

Have not seen that game for a while. Never realised that's what they were saying XD

OT: "He could hurt himself" AC: Brotherhood

 

[Lord Penney]

*Walking around* "Hello there citizen"

[2 Seconds Later] *Speaking directly* "STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW; PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE!"

(Imperial Guard from ES IV: Oblivion)

 

[carpathic]

Do I have a bad script that might or might not trigger if the PC has not absolutely followed everything 100%?

How about "heya pardner"

 

[toughguyjoe]

Buck-Aw!

(Chickens in Legend of Zelda, a Link to the Past. After being smacked.)

 

[random_bars]

"Please drive my skull deep into the enemy!" - Skull Raker, Brutal Legend

 

[geldonyetich]

*sigh* Times are tough. [http://www.rpgworldcomic.com/d/20001021.html]

 

[Ordinaryundone]

Patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for a nuclear winter!

 

[Nikolai Smirnov]

*walk around*
*look at Steve*
*moo*

A Minecraft cow.

 

[Niatsirc]

Who deeed dees?
-Guard in Assassin's Creed

 

[irani_che]

ssssssssssssssssssssss-boooom

 

[DSK-]

*In Duncan-like voice* "You'll see~" - Alistair

 

[v3n0mat3]

*In head*
OHGODOHGODHESCOMINGRIGHTTHISWAYWHATTHEHELLDOISAYTOHIMWHATDOESHEWANTITEMSORISHEGOINGTOKILLMEOHMYGODOHMYGODWHYAREYOUREADINGTHISHESGOINGTOKILLMEISWEARITIHOPEHEDOESNTIGOTAWIFEANDTWOKIDSOHMYGODHESLOOKINGATMEOHNOOHNOOHNO....


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