Protagonist is Coming ACT LIKE A NPC QUICK

[Buccura]

I like shorts.

*Challenges to battle*

 

[GodofDisaster]

"Could it be some kind of wager"?

Random Citzen when they see you climbing.

Assassins Creed 2 and Brotherhood.

 

[crazypsyko666]

(In Cortex Command Teammate and I are digging for the brain vault. [Dig through teammate.] Oh god! My teammate's legs are gone! [Continue to dig through teammate.]

 

[Fr]anc[is]

*Minds his own business*

*gets shot*

GTA civilian

 

[Idlemessiah]

"Welcome to Morlan's famous shop, you need many good supplies, yes?"

I actually liked Morlan. He was a friendly shopkeeper.

 

[Sjakie]

Tommy, what's the matter, lover? *voice distorts* Don't you like my new look? Mheheheheh

Guess it, I dare you!
-Tabs<3-

Easy: System Shock 2!
i would have went with "L-l-l-look at you hacker, p-p-pathetic creature of meat and bone" from that game

 

[Zykon TheLich]

*sigh* Times are tough. [http://www.rpgworldcomic.com/d/20001021.html]

I flicked onto the next one and laughed a lot.

 

[Demonicdan]

"Die communist scum!"
Random enclave sooldier in Falout 3

 

[Caliostro]

"Hello traveler! There are new jobs for you at the New Haven Bounty Board!" - Claptrap, Borderlands.

 

[Addicted Muffin]

press B to jump

 

[Vhite]

At a stretch:

"Tyrael was a fool to have trusted me!

You see, it was I who told Diablo and his Brothers about the Soulstones and how to corrupt them. It was I who helped the Prime Evils mastermind their own exile to your world.

The plan we set in motion so long ago cannot be stopped by any mortal agency. Hell, itself, is poised to spill forth into your world like a tidal wave of blood and nightmares.

You and all your kind . . . are doomed."

...And cookie for the incredibly easy reference.

[sub]You should make this a guess the NPC quote above you and add another quote thread[/sub]

You better have enough cookies.
Izual in Diablo 2 Act IV after you killed him.

Mine is:
*smoke weed 24/7*

Almost any NPC from swamp camp in Gothic.

 

[Kris015]

"I'VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS MORE FEARSOME THAN YOU!"

- Oblivion

 

[Cheefa_Da_Reefa]

zug zug!

 

[[.redacted]]

At a stretch:

"Tyrael was a fool to have trusted me!

You see, it was I who told Diablo and his Brothers about the Soulstones and how to corrupt them. It was I who helped the Prime Evils mastermind their own exile to your world.

The plan we set in motion so long ago cannot be stopped by any mortal agency. Hell, itself, is poised to spill forth into your world like a tidal wave of blood and nightmares.

You and all your kind . . . are doomed."

...And cookie for the incredibly easy reference.

[sub]You should make this a guess the NPC quote above you and add another quote thread[/sub]

You better have enough cookies.
Izual in Diablo 2 Act IV after you killed him.

Mine is:
*smoke weed 24/7*

Almost any NPC from swamp camp in Gothic.

Sorry, I'm fresh out =(

 

[Ithera]

Yes! the carnage, it's all about the carnage. A good elf is a dead elf!

- Bloodbowl

 

[pendragon177]

"Press B to jump." ~ Any NPC generally found in starting areas who break the fourth wall to tell you how to do some natural bodily function...

..and an Unforgotten Realms reference.

 

[Xlr8DETH]

"ive fought mudcrabs more fierce than you"
-Oblivion

 

[Chainsaw_Chuck]

"Don't drink the water. They put something in it to make you forget."

-Repatriated Citizen

-Half Life 2

"I don't even remember how I got here."

 

[Urgh76]

Someone is bound to have said it already, but:

"WHY OF COURSE MY LAD, YOU CAN FIND SUCH A HERB IN THE TOWN OF MOONWALL PASS"

 

[Yosato]

"You must be the Arcane University's newest addition. This humble battlemage bids you welcome."

Battlemage - Oblivion. He says this even if you're the frigging Archmage and everyone else is calling you the Archmage