Protagonist is Coming ACT LIKE A NPC QUICK

[SimuLord]

I heard you're the fink who killed Benny.

- Chairmen in The Tops, Fallout: New Vegas

 

[A Pious Cultist]

*stalks walking into his desk and then sits down and types with his fingers two to three inches above the keyboard*

 

[Mehall]

Enemies everywhere!

-everyone from Mass Effect

 

[Hawkeye16]

"Welcome to Corneria!"

 

[Andrew_Waltfeld]

"What would you like to see my wares?"
- shopkeeper

(any game really)

 

[Fishyash]

"10 tings please." - Rayman

 

[Erecting a Sentry]

* In hobo voice* Spare a coin? *Walk to fellow NPC* *Elegant voice* "I heard someone has stolen the elder scrolls" Oblivion

 

[Balmong7]

"press B to jump" any game ever

 

[JayDig]

Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker

-A guard from the game S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Shadow of Chernobyl

I like how this guy is contrasted by the nearby gaurd:
"Don't just stand there, Come in. Don't just stand there, Come in. Don't just stand there, Come in."

 

[omicron1]

"Welcome to Izchak's Lighting Shop!"

-Nethack

 

[BENZOOKA]

"...And with your discount."
DA:O.

 

[SideburnsPuppy]

Press B to jump!

-Press-B-to-Jump Guy, Unforgotten Realms

 

[0986875533423]

Elloo pal!- Any fat man or peasant, Baldur's Gate I & II

 

[lacktheknack]

"YOU KNOW, AVIDIUS AFERENSUS SEEMS TO ENJOY THROWING HERSELF OFF BUILDINGS, I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY. SEEMS ODD. I WONDER IF SHE'D TRAIN OTHER PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME."

"I SUPPOSE. DID YOU HERE THAT THE EMPEROR WAS MURDERED?"

"HOW AWFUL! NOW WE HAVE NO EMPEROR. WHAT SHALL - is he gone?"

"Yep."

Any two people in Oblivion.

 

[Cuppa Tetleys]

Weeeeeelcome!

Resident Evil 4 Merchant

What are ya buyin'?

 

[emeraldrafael]

Hero, come over here and save him/her.

or

Terrorist, my dog is dead because of you

Both from inFamous, but I think the second is funnier, because before that, i had heard "You killed my husband/mother/sister/brother/son/daughter" before that, and this woman throws a rock at me and shots that. I laughed, then I fried her with some lightning, palpatine style. XD

 

[Jursa]

"Work, work, work"

Peon, Warcraft

 

[Leemaster777]

"Hello, and welcome to the Pokemon Center."
"We restore your tired pokemon to full health."
"Would you like to rest your pokemon?"
-Yes
-No

Pokemon series (duh)

 

[Atmos Duality]

(Oh look, here comes Mr. Home Invasion again...wait...he's approaching me? Uh, quick, think of something to say!)

"DERP!

I HATE SAND!"

 

[InnerRebellion]

"I might tell you for some caps."
-Fallout New Vegas