Protagonist is Coming ACT LIKE A NPC QUICK

[The_Puppy_Prince]

"Hey I never said i was to fat for the ladies,just the cars"

-Glottis,Grim Fandango

 

[Brawndo]

"Arulco has gone to the toilet ever since Enrico Chivaldori was murdered." - Every civilian ever

[Jagged Alliance 2]

 

[mrbonzai211]

"I am Bender, insert girder"

 

[Zeema]

What the **** it's that bloody squirrel! Quick, into character! - Tediz @ Conker's Bad Fur Day

 

[zHellas]

"Fucking asshole...

Yeah he's savin' the world, but he's still a prick!

I mean, c'mon! You killed a bunch of elves! They already have shit going against them and here you come along and...

Oh shit! Here he comes!

Ahem...

*the PC approaches*

ENCHANTMENT?"

XD

--Sandal, Dragon Age: Origins.

 

[Tartarga]

"When your patrolling the Mojave it almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter." -Every member of the NCR in Fallout New Vegas.

 

[Sion_Barzahd]

*Stares at the Protagonist silently until approached*

- All JRPG people from any game made prior to 2005.

 

[Tom Phoenix]

 

[Fetzenfisch]

"Pleeeease, no hurt, no kill. Keep alive and next time good bring to you."

one of my favourite classics. Gharbad the weak in Diablo.

 

[Jaime_Wolf]

Yes, Outlander? [Morrowind]

 

[Firia]

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM



-Obliviion

God damn it, that phrase HAUNTS me! I'm replaying Oblivion right now, and doing something I never did before-- work for the Dark Brotherhood. And since most assassinations have brought me to a city with guards, I'm wanted for multiple murders. My bounty is so high now that I merely have to be heard by a guard for him to come running shouting that very phrase. It's made for some very interesting infiltrations. To get into the main city for example, I had to take the sewers. To get around, I needed a bevvy of invisy potions. And right now I'm training up my Illusion skill to cast Invisability.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Best. NPC. Dialogue. Ever.

Spoiler

 

[A Gent of Villainous Intent]

"Welcome to Corneria" - FF1

 

[OneOfTheMichael's]

"ASSASSIN!!!!!" Assassin's creed

 

[Zip Loc]

Stalker WHAT THE HELL! (points if you can tell me who and when ^^) (Also SOC)

Sidorovich, after experiencing wierd teleportation in NPP

 

[runedeadthA]

Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker

-A guard from the game S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Shadow of Chernobyl

I said come in! Don't stand there, come in! I said come in!

 

[Kanda]

"I WILL DESTROY YOU!!"

Random Female Enemy, Mass Effect

 

[Dash85]

"It's dangerous to go alone! Take this."

 

[Demongeneral109]

ENEMIES EVERYWHERE!!!
I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!
fucking enemies in ME1, thank god Bioware shut them up in ME2

 

[thingymuwatsit]

Well... Cr*p.
Any random NPC from Just Cause 2, especially those buggers that fly their fancy planes around, just waiting for a snatching.