Protagonist is Coming ACT LIKE A NPC QUICK

[DanielBrown]

"Meow!" [Zen'kiki, troll druid NPC in World of Warcraft]
I love him so much.

 

[Ildecia]

TOO LATE! NOW YOU'RE DEAD!
-Grunt from Mass Effect 2

 

[Ildecia]

Best. NPC. Dialogue. Ever.

Spoiler

AAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

that was great! another reason stacked upon more reason to get this game!

 

[interspark]

"hmm your health is low... do you have any potions? or food?"

me- for the love of god would you shut up?! ive got it!

Fable

 

[humor_involuntario]

PC: see u later aligator
NPC:After a while cocodrile... God, I can't belive i just said that!
children of the cathedral in the original fallout.
oh lol!

 

[AngryViking]

"You look like you need a monkey!" Moroccan Merchant, No One Lives Forever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5z3JqONQLQ

 

[Snotnarok]

"I'm not from around here, you'll have to ask one of the locals."

-Not telling.

 

[Firetaffer]

Best. NPC. Dialogue. Ever.

Spoiler

You, are absolutely correct .

 

[The Random One]

Welcome to [Town Name]! We are/have [a characteristic that defnies the town]! - Too much to count

 

[Burningsok]

2 Imperial guards.

npc 1: "So how's the wife and kids doing?"

npc 2: "Not bad, my son is learning how to capture souls and summoning Daedroths in our back yard."

npc 1: "Well that's nice to he-Oh shit here comes the hero!!! Quick, put your npc face on."
*Both look at Hero*
npc 1: "You smell of death. Been conjuring up dead things?"
*Hero equips Grey Cowl*
*npc 2 approaches Hero*

npc 2: y-yo-your the Grey Fox... Your under arrest fo-for.. for all kinds of stuff!

Obviously it's The Elder Scrolls 4 Oblivion.

 

[teh_spartan]

At a stretch:

"Tyrael was a fool to have trusted me!

You see, it was I who told Diablo and his Brothers about the Soulstones and how to corrupt them. It was I who helped the Prime Evils mastermind their own exile to your world.

The plan we set in motion so long ago cannot be stopped by any mortal agency. Hell, itself, is poised to spill forth into your world like a tidal wave of blood and nightmares.

You and all your kind . . . are doomed."

...And cookie for the incredibly easy reference.

[sub]You should make this a guess the NPC quote above you and add another quote thread[/sub]

lol was he put on probation for that

 

[A Raging Emo]

No doubt that I've been ninja'd here, but...

"Sorry! Only one copy of the Black Horse Courier per customer!"

 

[Daedalus1942]

Tommy, what's the matter, lover? *voice distorts* Don't you like my new look? Mheheheheh

Guess it, I dare you!
-Tabs<3-

Easy: System Shock 2!
i would have went with "L-l-l-look at you hacker, p-p-pathetic creature of meat and bone" from that game

yeah... no. People would have gotten that one in a split second, i wanted to go with the obscure ending no-one woild know unless they have actually played the game, rather than what they've heard thropugh popular media and word of mouth
basically... i'm an elitist ***** xD
-Tabs<3-

 

[cplsharp]

Anyone who's ever played dead rising 2 ! The scene involving a train, 2 armed guards slowly back away from the male protagonist while he struggles, unarmed, to climb up the moving train.

only in a game.

 

[New Vegas Samurai]

"he comes again! he comes again! the noble who fights for the weak!"** or something like that
as I hassle player by getting into his way while he tries to parkour

Minstrel-AC2

 

[WanderingFool]

I had a run in with a mud crab recently...

Really, do I need to say which game?

 

[Kyman102]

"I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!"

(Just freaking guess)

 

[WorldCritic]

"I heard the Sith have been taking over planets. I sure hope they don't come here." -KOTOR

 

[mirror's edgy]

"Huh? What was that noise?" (Hint: Russian accent.)

 

[SplicedUp068]

"Don't make me teabag you"
-Halo Reach Marine

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT_P0o_JDRk