Protagonist is Coming ACT LIKE A NPC QUICK

[Marsell]

"Over here, stranger."
"Got Somethin' that might interest you."
Best. NPC. EVER.

 

[CaptainKoala]

Hitman: Blood Money
*Magically know that the man approaching you in the exact same outfit as you is actually a highly trained clone assassin.*
'ITS HIM!'

 

[wrightguy0]

have something interrupt my pathfinding, then randomly spaz out into traffic to get hit by an oncoming taxi

GTA IV

 

[FalloutJack]

"Howdy, friend!"

*Watches as the player has a heart attack*

(Victor, from Fallout: New Vegas.)

 

[SovietX]

"Got somethin' that might interest you!" - Mysterious Stranger, Resident Evil 4.

or

"-Examine everything you see and say it loudly-" - Barry Burton, Resident Evil 1.
("Dining room, Looks like blood, Large foyer, Some kind of monster")

 

[SubManCow]

Hey! Listen! Hello? Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen!

see video for more: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duRO3noyAKU

-I'm sure you know this one.

 

[Blemontea]

"yes yes what can I do for you today?" Nook

 

[FinalHeart95]

"BUILD MORE FARMS!"

Warcraft III

 

[New York Patrick]

"Fimmion want sweet woll!"

Fimmion, Elderscrolls IV: Shivering Isles

 

[Nick Angelici]

"Hello, I am the cat that swims in the ground" swimming cat from Magicant in MOTHER 1

 

[jakefongloo]

I'm poor and sick and hungry. Honestly I highly doubt I'm the first to post this but no way in hell am i reading 14 pages

 

[Lord Of Cyberia]

"WE MUST DESTROY HIM."
-The Dark Ones, Metro 2033

 

[x434343]

"Why don't you draw something cheerful, like a house for you and me and mommy to live in!. . . Yeah, we can show it to her when she gets back. She would be so proud of how big you're getting. . ." -NPC talking to his son from Metro 2033

 

[AgDr_ODST]

"I can be friendly when I desire to. Alas, desiring to be more intelligent does not make it so."
- My Favorite witch in Dragon Age Origins

 

[JimmyC99]

no specific line but Sheogorath from TES IV Oblivion : Shivering Isles has some great converstions

 

[WolfEdge]

"I came when I heard you'd beaten the Elite Four" - Prof. Oak

He came.

 

[Littlee300]

Hey! Listen! Hello? Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen!

see video for more: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duRO3noyAKU

-I'm sure you know this one.

Thanks for the new ringtone. Sure hope it doesn't go off during class.

 

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

"Stop poking me!"

That's the only one that came to mind. I don't know what that says about me.

 

[Sam17]

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

Every NCR soldier ever

 

[Codeman90]

"You're becoming more like your father."- Peppy Hare