Protagonist is Coming ACT LIKE A NPC QUICK

[Arawn.Chernobog]

"Spare ah coin for'a'n ol-beggah... OH hello! I hear the emperor has been murdered who... HELP! GUARDS! HELP!" - Any NPC with any of the 5 voices (changing accent from Poor beggar to pompous arse) in Oblivion

 

[Canadamus Prime]

"This is where you fall down and bleed to death!"
-Multiple NPCs in TESIV: Oblivion
*facepalm*

 

[Israirie]

"Hey... if you keep reallllllllly still, I can see your skeleton. Far out, man."
- Fable, hippie on shrooms

 

[paragon1]

"You humans are all racist!"
-some Turian ass

 

[Nfritzappa]

"Greetings, Student"

-Sith Academy, KoTOR

 

[Norix596]

"Hmm, I could use some pie - I'll stand in the doorway this jerk needs to get through till he gives me some."

 

[AnAngryMoose]

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM



-Obliviion

I've fought Mudcrabs tougher than you!

 

[TheSuperiorXemnas]

"I offer service with a smile"
Worgen Vendors - World of warcraft

 

[Thundero13]

"Press B to jump, Press B to jump" Unforgotten Realms.

 

[TheFPSisDead]

"Stay awhile and listen!" - If you don't understand this reference, would you kindly jump in front of the nearest train?

Dekhard Cain!!

 

[Joshroom]

"Welcome to Figaro Castle. Figaro and the Empire are allies!"
Every Figaro soldier in FF6.

 

[AMMO Kid]

MMMwwwwmwmmwmmooooooommmammwwwwww

Zombie - Dead Rising 1

 

[cormacdffy]

Whatchoo want?!

-Crazy Earl, Borderlands

 

[Nelson McCulloch]

Look! Its the pervert!

(Half-Minute Hero, Evil Lord Storyline)

 

[Ashcrexl]

The bomb has almost reached the final terminus! aHAHAHAha!!!-sadistic ***** in purple

TF2

 

[Jamboxdotcom]

I like money, yes i do!

(Fat merchants (meaning merchants who are fat, not sellers of fat) from Baldur's Gate 1&2)

 

[Roamin11]

Damn running low on smokes agian

-Powder Ganger's F:NV

 

[Vault101]

"I hear elite units are on their way to support our armies here!"

almost every gambler F:NV

 

[Asuka Soryu]

"Oh, hello you pathetic lowlife." __Kami, Yu-Gi-Oh! Tag Force 5

 

[MetaMop]

Better cut down on the ale. Starting to see things, I am.
- Oblivion NPC during stealth missions.