Prove to me that your are indestructible

[Lord Legion]

I am the Kwizatz Haderach.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

Every single time I am around somebody, they have never been attacked by a tiger, nor has a meteor fallen from the sky and struck them on the head. Therefore, my very presence repels tigers and meteors.

I'm just awesome like that.

I like the way you think.

Me? Um... I'm indestructible because I have not, thus far, been destroyed. How's that for logic?

But yeah, I do seem to be far more resistant to injury and disease than a lot of people around me. It's likely just because I take better care of myself than the average college student, but it's something.

 

[Last Hugh Alive]

I have never broken any bones or have had any kind of injury. That's as far as I can go. I got four stitches once but thats just a flesh wound.

Oh yeah, and I once got hit by a minivan and knocked off my bike because the guy didn't indicate he was turning, and I wasn't hurt at all.

I don't have much to speak of, otherwise.

 

[mitchell271]

I went white-water kayaking got flipped and my helmet came loose and fell into the water. Then, in the middle of a Class 4 rapid (scale of 1-6 with 6 being classified as "you literally will die") cracked my head on a rock while upside down, underwater, and I came out dazed but fine. My friends still took me to the hospital though.

 

[emeraldrafael]

I almost got struck by lightning, fought and beat death at five, and was trapped under a car after getting run over by it for 20 minutes or so. Then I survived a carbon monoxide leak later that night.

 

[TheKruzdawg]

While I'm not immune to physical harm, my immune system fucking rocks!

Two years ago there was a small outbreak of the swine flu on campus. My roommate, girlfriend and her roommate (who was a friend of mine and dating my roommate) all got it and I didn't have a reaction at all. No cold symptoms whatsoever, while they all missed at least 3 days of class.

 

[Teh Jammah]

I've been shot multiple times [small]by a supersoaker[/small] and am still here to tell the tale. Clearly I am indestructible.

 

[Kasawd]

I am matter. When life is drained from this form, I will fall to feed the earth. My matter will never be fully destroyed, only cycled and reincarnated.

Come at me, bro.

 

[Hero in a half shell]

I pee whilst standing up. Oh Yeah.

 

[The Mighty Pepper]

I once got hit by a car, set on fire, shot 87 times and exploded... TWICE! And then lied on the escapist and I'm still here.

 

[lacktheknack]

I once got punched in the head, stumbled backwards and took out a locked door, before falling and getting folded over a coffee table... on the edge.

I recovered with nothing but a very slight headache about three seconds later.

 

[lRookiel]

Im indestructible because I have determination that is incorruptible and from the other side I'm a terror to behold, and your annihilation will be unavoidable.

Did I win?

 

[-Samurai-]

Well, my description says I am Indestructible and Hexproof.

So...yeah.

 

[CthulhuMessiah]

I live in Canada, so even if a nuke explodes right beside me, I can get fixed up for free.

 

[kommando367]

I set my hand of fire once.

 

[retyopy]

I fell into an exploding dinosaurs mouth while it was being eaten by a fire-breathing dragon which was electrified. And then I got hit by a bus.

I am NOT indestructible. I am weak, naive, stupid, and fragile.

 

[Crazycat690]

Well I was riding a bike pretty fast and then was hit by a car, got up and kept going, no injuries. I should become a superhero.

 

[SidingWithTheEnemy]

Let me just quote the Necronomicon here, albeit the translation is rather awkward I think you might sense what meaning is behind that.

That is not dead which can eternal lie.
And with strange aeons even death may die.

 

[Rule Britannia]

I'm definetely not invincible. I've had near death experiences for example. Had I not been given an overdose of antihestermines when I went into anaphylactic shock I would be dead.
I like to think to myself...
"na that wouldn't kill me, it just wouldn't happen."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

simple. i cut my leg open with a rusty saw, lit my hand on fire (the first of many times), spent a day walking in hot sun wearing practically non-existent shoes on a rock path through stinging nettles and fell asleep crushed between two men in 24 hours. not even a scar.

I once got punched in the had, stumbled backwards and took out a locked door, before falling and getting folded over a coffee table... on the edge.

I recovered with nothing but a very slight headache about three seconds later.

closest i can come to that is when i got punched into a metal door, staggered back, recovered then was punched into it even harder. then recovered.
plus i had someone who's fairly fat and also muscular sit on me for three minutes. straight, while smacking my head. that took about a minute's recovery time...
i fell off a garage onto my back...
i fell down a flight of stairs (when i was 10)
i've never broken a bone, not even a pinkie, though i really should have by medical standards.
i dont scar. my cuts heal up in less than an hour.
i crushed a thumb in a metal door, and the only evidence that it happened was the tiny dent in my nail. which i flattened out with a clothes peg.
the only illnesses that affect me are the ones with all the different strains: flu and the cold. you beat one, the next one takes its place. i get over the flu in a few hours.
my baby teeth took months to come out because my gums hold on so tight and are nearly unbreakable.
and congenital heart disease and diabetes run in my family. i suffer neither, and my cardio is fucking brill.

and my appearance hasnt changed in 5 years, despite puberty.

therefore, i have a small healing factor and age suppressant factor.
no word yet on retractable bone claws.

Ok, here goes. So my friends and I were playing two hand touch, one of them crashes into me, and I get elbowed in the sternum at full speed. I lost my breath, etc, then I get up five minutes later and go right back into the game.

i played full-contact rugby with guys half a foot taller than me, got flipped and landed head-first on the ground and continued playing with either a severe headache or minor concussion until it fucked off two minutes later.

I set my hand of fire once.

multiple times on purpose, and one time a friend lit deodorant on fire (spraying it like a flamethrower). i realised my hand was in the center of the fire when it started to feel warm. after three minutes.