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Agema

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Okay, so, magnesium to help you sleep, I can see some plausible scientific mechanisms for why it could help sleep, but this is high-grade garbage. If you take a load of magnesium, what's almost certainly going to happen (apart from diarrhoea, if oral) is that the kidneys will just pump a load of it straight back out into your urine, because that's what the kidneys do. The chance you are going to make a significant change to the brain's levels of magnesium are low to nil. Just for context here, the average human body contains over 20g of magnesium and the RDA is about 300-400mg. 500mg (the suggested dose) isn't very much.

Anyway, some detail is lovingly explained with a load of words that you might indeed see in a neuroscience textbook ("GABA"! "Glutamate!") by someone who is a "functional medicine practitioner" - a job title that amounts to saying "no qualifications required". I'm guessing there is a chance that a "functional medicine doctor" might actually need to be a doctor, but bear in mind it won't necessarily be doctor in medicin, and I wouldn't guarantee the doctorate were from an accredited institution.

What I particularly love about this is squirting this magnesium on your feet because some nutrients are poorly absorbed in the gut. And you think the fucking feet are better for absorption? It's so bafflingly stupid and ridiculous.

You might realise it's a bit iffy when the owner of the company that makes the product says things like: "In Traditional Chinese Medicine, the feet are also key energetic gateways..." which is tacitly admitting a lack of scientific rigour. He tactically skirts some claims that might upset regulators with carefully concealed honesty: "help relax the nervous system and promote sleep, either through local absorption or the calming ritual itself". I think we all know it's the "calming ritual", isn't it?

Near the end he comments: "Oral supplements provide systemic support, while topical forms may offer more local, targeted relief" This is true in a general sense, but another polite way of saying the product is bollocks if you think about it. After all, you're hardly going to provide targeted relief for sleep - like, targetting your brain - with local application at the other end of your body, are you?

I'm sure the article author, Morgan Faro, is just paid to write a load of crap about a product for money. I mean, it's basically an advert for the magnesium spray. But the amount of utterly stupid things that you don't even need to be a scientist to think might be dodgy as hell...
 

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Everything has biopsychosocial elements to it. If a person thinks something can work, it might help them on the psychological level even though it's complete bunk on a biological level. There's actual documented instances of people taking essentially candy and their pain goes away. And, of course, the placebo effect is a very known thing as well.

There is a very SMALL amount of evidence showing that magnesium oil could do something, though I'm not betting on it. Plus, I don't have trouble sleeping outside of maybe about once a month where it takes some time to fall asleep.
 

Thaluikhain

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A spray? On the bottoms of the feet? Okay, I'm legitimately wondering how the hell that's supposed to be absorbed into the body in any useable amount.
Eh, seen that sort of thing before, it seems to have been in vogue for a few years. But yeah, that's absurd...by that logic we should all be very concerned about what puddles we step in.
 

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"sleep score" and "smart supplement" were already setting off my grift alarms lol
Why do those sound like something from a Death Stranding game?

"Sam! We need you to deliver a truck full of smart supplements to North Knot City. Their collective sleep score has been dropping sharply which makes them more susceptible to chiral contamination. Make sure the cargo gets there in one piece!"
 

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Don't know who this fucker is trying to fool, but I want to pimp smack them for such stupidity.
 

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"sleep score" and "smart supplement" were already setting off my grift alarms lol
I’ve heard sleep score before but usually as a shorthand by my doctor who manages my sleep apnoea to describe how well my treatment is working. Or to a new patient about how bad their ailment is. Outside of respiratory medicine for sleep disorders I’d be very skeptical of anyone using it.
 
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