Puberty: How did you react?

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Chalacachaca

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Jared Domenico said:
I more or less deduced puberty before I knew what either of those words meant. My memory is a bit fuzzy, but after giving a few second's remembrance on how I thought as a kid, I imagine my reasoning was something like this, albeit less structured:

1. Dad is a human.
2. Dad is older than me.
3. Dad is big, deep voiced, and hairy.
4. I am a human.
5. I am young.
6. When I age, I will get big, deep voiced, and hairy.

Lo and behold, I was right.
Something like that happened to me:

1. Dad comes from a tall family
2. Hence, I'll be tall too
3. Wait, mom comes from a short family
4. Skip 10 years forward and you'll find me smaller than Tom Cruise
5. CURSES!


6. Also, early bald pattern cortesy of moms & dad's family.
 

BakedAlaskan

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I cracked on with it... (read: cracked one off regularly til I realised it wasn't just meant for me!!!!) Voice broke, people laughed... I learnt to crack one off... Bargain if you ask me!!
 

Sacman

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Wasn't that big of a deal for me... just started rubbing one out in the shower...<.<
 

BakedAlaskan

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Hairy back?!

Let's just put it out there... Pubes, bit o' beardage then the almighty hairy back. Hairy fucking everything by 22. Enjoy the nubile/non hirsute years if its you- fuzz is coming for ya!!!!
 

tofulove

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as a early bloomer, puberty wasn't so bad for me, i had very little acne, only issue that bothered me was the lack of body hair, some thing im glad about now days.
 

Kristina.K.

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I really don't want to admit this, but the breasts were the first sign. By the time I was 14, my breasts were fully developed, and I was wearing baggy sweaters to cover them because people twice my age were hitting on me because they thought I was much older.
I covered my acne with makeup and started wearing Proactiv around 15. I gained a bit of weight, and I didn't grow very tall. I maybe shot up to 5'3" from 4'10". The doctor said that I would reach 6', and even though I will not technically stop growing until I'm 23, I do not think that I will grow much taller.
I felt very embarrassed around the other girls because most of them were very fit. I had been picked on for being chubby my whole life, and it did not stop in high school. I also had a problem with sweating. I often had to carry two extra shirts in my school bag. The sweat never seemed to have a scent, so that was one way I was lucky.
 

Heartcafe

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Ovaries are God's way of saying fuck you.
Honestly, how did nature decide that females bleeding out of their vaginas every month was a good idea?
Does any other creature do this?
 

Epicspoon

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Heartcafe said:
Ovaries are God's way of saying fuck you.
Honestly, how did nature decide that females bleeding out of their vaginas every month was a good idea?
Does any other creature do this?
To quote Mr. Garrison from south park

"I'm sorry but I don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and lives"

Not that I agree with it. I just found that to be an immensely funny statement.
 

ace_of_something

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I was really early bloomer, which kind of sucked because i started getting pimples and all that well before everyone else, so got teased a bit for that though i was cleared up by the time everyone else started to have pimples, advantage Thor. Though i have a twin brother so at least one other kid was starting to get pimples at 12. I was 6' by the time I was 12 and grew about 6 inches over the next 3 years.

I had 4 older brothers, and my mother was the SEX ED TEACHER for the county we lived in... So i had a pretty idea what was going to happen.
 

Yokai

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I was (and still am) angered by my continued inability to grow a beard. I'm well past puberty now and I have enough beard hairs to name them individually.
 

Mafoobula

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It happened WAY too gradually for me to really notice. Other people had growth spurts, I grew with style and grace.

Except for my voice. Cracky, squeaky, ever-deepening for years, until my (singing) voice had become a baritone, reaching down into the deepest bass notes. When I was able to do a fair imitation of Paul Robeson singing Old Man River, I knew I'd attained something awesome.

On the other hand, puberty gave me acne. Granted, I didn't do much to treat it until senior year of high school, but DAMN, my skin is sensitive. Three chocolate chips, and I get a big damn whitehead somewhere on my face. That part of puberty has screwed me over but good.

And my body hair is REALLY weird. I have five hairs on my back across the shoulders, this downy fuzz on my chest with some longer, coarser hair, and my whole lower body is three hairs from being a fur coat. Not only that, but I have this one patch of coarse hair on my upper arm, just below the shoulder. The hell?

Okay, I guess there wasn't much style OR grace to be had. Still, great voice, so it all works out.
 

AceTrilby

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Fucks were not given. I came off pretty well in the pimple stakes. My only disappointment is that I can't grow a nice beard!
 

Nouw

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"Oh my god I have hair around my dick!"
"Oh look, hair in my armpit. I don't care. If I have pubic hair, I can handle anything!"
"HOLY SHIT I HAVE HAIR IN MY ANUS!"

What I thought at those times. Note my wording so I wasn't exactly on the same level of mental maturity.
 

phantasmalWordsmith

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I was actually a pretty good teenager, I knew it was coming so I just sort of went with the flow. I didn't get very moody and I enjoyed having the huge appetite because it meant I could eat more and I did get a bit chubby at first I then shot right up now I'm quite skinny. That appetite hasn't dissipated though. On whole, puberty was kind to me especially in the facial hair department
 

Nopodop

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I didn't really react at all. I'm 14 at the moment so I'm still going through it, but people make such a fuss over it when it doesn't really matter that much.