Pun Attack!

[Ochidi]

Pick up the nearest thing close to you, and make a threat or attack pun out of it!

Example: How about I put some words in your mouth, punk? (Vocabulary Book)

 

[Sassafrass]

"How about I garrot you with some head phones?"

Headphones, obviously.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

How about I throw a pen cap at you, you little brat?
Edit: ARGH you would ninja me for the first post...

 

[Azraellod]

I wonder if you've ever had a microphone rammed down your throat. It doesn't help you to speak coherently, that's for certain.

(Microphone)

 

[Timotei]

"Say hello to my little friend"

Object: Haruhi Suzumiya figure

 

[A Weary Exile]

"ctrl + del to get an ass-kicking!" (Keyboard)

 

[sky14kemea]

"I hit people with glasses! D:<"

Object: A pair of glasses

 

[Pm0n3y]

"How about i change the channel... WIT' YO' FACE?!

Object: Remote Control

 

[XJ-0461]

I'd rule out living much longer.

Object: ruler.

 

[Sam G]

Let me wipe that smirk off your face! (windscreen wipers (what are they doing on my desk?))

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

How about i give you a taste of your own medicine?

(Flu Medicine)

 

[Sam G]

Alow me to "enlighten" you! (desk lamp)

 

[Bertruam]

The Pen is mightier than the sword!

(pen)

 

[Sassafrass]

This is a return call for your face!

(Mobile)

 

[Cargando]

Hey buddy, say cheese.

Oh dear dear, I couldn't think of anything else. It was a computer mouse by the way.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Well better to fight fire with fire!

(Candle lantern)

 

[Sam G]

Oh, critical fail!
I rolled a six - IN YOUR SKULL.

(both for a dice. neither very good.)

 

[zeekyle]

stop...HAMMER TIME!!

(well a hammer)

 

[sky14kemea]

"Smile!" *thwack*

Object: Camera

I would've said 'Say cheese!' but someone else used that one D:

 

[Lambi]

"Do you belive in bad luck. Really? Then I have a black cat for you"

Object: My black cat