Pun Wars

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

It stung a little.

Do you need a haircut?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

No, I need a buzzcut.

I just crucified your mother.

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

Wanted to make sure she hung around for a bit?

I just got burned with acid.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Too much of that citric acid is bad for your teeth y'know? (I got nothin...)

I have nothing.

 

[PurpleSky]

At least you have that.


I ate some apples.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

You know what they say...

I just called the doctor.

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

Doctor who?

Life just gave me lemons, but I don't like lemonade.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Ah! the bittersweet lie.

I'm a doctor.

 

[PurpleSky]

You sure you're not just inDOCtrinated?


Have some tea.I baked it myself.

 

[not_the_dm]

Sometimes I really do think that you're half baked.

I appear to have lost track of where I am...

 

[Lt.Snuffles]

Maybe you should switch records.
Im travelling to Russia next easter

 

[The Zango]

You'll surely be in a Rush to get back

Wait wait!

Go quickly! Oops sorry I dont want to Rush-ya


I'm playing the banjo

 

[squidbuddy99]

That banjo might need a kazoo, ey?

I got struck by lightning!

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

That must have been enlightening.

I'm singing

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

MAke sure to let it end on a high note.

I'm on The Escapist.

 

[Lt.Snuffles]

Really? I see nothing escapes you.
Im flying a helicopter right now.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Watch out for that plane!

I just had sex with your mom.

 

[Lt.Snuffles]

I'm not quite sure where to go with that one, maybe i'll go to bed with it.

I'm stuck in a cement mixer!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

That's what she said.

An apple fell from the tree.

 

[major28]

that is a new-ton of information

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