Many of you have seen movies or walked in on your friends at just the wrong time where you hear the punchline of a joke or story and draw conclusions about what happened based on that punchline. Sometimes they lead to hilarious conclusions, sometimes horrifying, disturbing, or just plain weird as all hell ones depending on the punchline in question.
List some punchlines that either you've heard or made up, that either made you laugh, cringe, gag, or freak out. They can be weird, funny, disgusting, or scary. As long as they don't break the forum rules that is.
Some punchlines:
"And I was like rectum? Damn near killed em!"
"then he said that it's not the size of the hump, but the motion of the camel!" -Scorpion King
"So long story short, the Holiday Inn no longer provides hand lotion to their guests."
"And that's how I rescued the midget from the vat of lard."
List some punchlines that either you've heard or made up, that either made you laugh, cringe, gag, or freak out. They can be weird, funny, disgusting, or scary. As long as they don't break the forum rules that is.
Some punchlines:
"And I was like rectum? Damn near killed em!"
"then he said that it's not the size of the hump, but the motion of the camel!" -Scorpion King
"So long story short, the Holiday Inn no longer provides hand lotion to their guests."
"And that's how I rescued the midget from the vat of lard."
