Puns

[Goldeneye1989]

ok lets get a big list of some puns going on, inter cookies to those that are espically groan worthy

Ill start
"ill give you a hint, it's a big large ocean between Australia and South America"
'im sorry your going to have to be more pacific then that"

 

[Souplex]

Never! Puns burn my soul.

 

[Goldeneye1989]

Never! Puns burn my soul.

Well then lets get some more to drain your Souler energy

 

[Goldeneye1989]

"Did you hear about the left 4 dead 2 boyCOTers"
"Yeah they are all babies"

 

[Cherry Cola]

In Soviet Russia, Pun tells you!

Here's one:

Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say apple?

EDIT: Nobody can beat the puns of this: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/unskippable/808-Bionic-Commando

 

[SmartIdiot]

That's not funny. I can see this thread unraveling pretty quickly...

 

[Cargando]

None of these are particularly punny...

[sub/]I shall now go kill myself for that joke.[/sub]

 

[FranzTyphid]

why did the horny fish say to the catapillar
ITS NOT ACTUALLY A BANANA!!!
ho ho ho

 

[Tharwen]

why are you punishing us so? >_>

Pun intended?

 

[bryanfuel]

all the fish are dieing!!!
it must be an act of cod.

 

[ChocoFace]

i'm laughing because the puns are so bad, they're good.

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

I hate puns. They're usually stupid and annoying.

Urgh...

 

[Silver]

http://antiheroforhire.com/d/20091106.html

Yeah... Puns are awesome.

 

[GundamSentinel]

Read this:

http://woofertime.com/woof/62461

Longest run-up to a pun ever. Don't skip to the punchline.

 

[SmartIdiot]

why are you punishing us so? >_>

Pun intended?

Maybe, but on the bright side I didn't say he was punalizing us >_>

Oh man... you're gonna burn for that one... wow...

 

[Borntolose]

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. And then it hit me.
The soldier who survived mustard gas is a seasoned veteran.
The cross-eyed teacher couldn't control her pupils.
I can't remember any more right now but I might be back later.

 

[WeedWorm]

Guys, guys, whats with all the hostility? Cant we all just get a bong?