Purps Does 'Couver

[PurpleRain]

Ok.

Ok.

Ok.

Ok, I'm going to do this...

Ok.

Larenxis, I've known you for a year now. You've touched my heart in ways never thought possible. When our hands met as the orphanage burnt down and I gazed into your fire lit eyes, I knew you were the one for me. And as we stumble blind and drunk through life, we will always be locked together in a beautiful passion.

So I say this to you...

(Get's on one knee. A bloodied orphan stumbles forward with a spear impaling his chest. A small case on the end of it.)

Larenxis, will you InternetMarry me?

(Rips case off the falling child and opens it up revealing a ring of power.)

 

[Knight Templar]

Just propose to her already. We need an Escapist wedding

He's only 19, that would be horribly irresponsible.

I don't see your point.

I just think it's too young to be making those kinds of decisions. I would hate to have to go through an Escapist divorce. And hopefully we can avoid turning this thread into a moral debate.

I was making a joke, not a clear one on my part.

 

[irishdelinquent]

Rain, you had to go to Vancouver...I pity you. Vancouver is like the Florida of America; Canada's Retirement Community Province. But for fun, walk into a Tim Hortons and ask for a mocha latte.

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

Ok.

Ok.

Ok.

Ok, I'm going to do this...

Ok.

Larenxis, I've known you for a year now. You've touched my heart in ways never thought possible. When our hands met as the orphanage burnt down and I gazed into your fire lit eyes, I knew you were the one for me. And as we stumble blind and drunk through life, we will always be locked together in a beautiful passion.

So I say this to you...

(Get's on one knee. A bloodied orphan stumbles forward with a spear impaling his chest. A small case on the end of it.)

Larenxis, will you InternetMarry me?

(Rips case off the falling child and opens it up revealing a ring of power.)

Not good enough..

 

[qbert4ever]

Wedding snip

If she says yes, I so get to be flower girl.

....What? Just 'cause I'm a dude....

 

[Fire Daemon]

Internet marriage? Does that involve badges?

Say yes, then we can all be flower girls.

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

Internet marriage? Does that involve badges?

Say yes, then we can all be flower girls.

Speak for yourself. I'm the flowerMAN

 

[Anarchemitis]

Rain, you had to go to Vancouver...I pity you. Vancouver is like the Florida of America; Canada's Retirement Community Province.

No it isn't. You're thinking Abbotsford.

 

[Larenxis]

(Shakes blood off the case and opens it.)

Sigh. I guess.

 

[Blair Bennett]

Rain, you had to go to Vancouver...I pity you. Vancouver is like the Florida of America; Canada's Retirement Community Province.

No it isn't. You're thinking Abbotsford.

Anarchemitis is right, Abbotsford is well and truly Canada's Retirement Home. Vancouver is one Hell of a lot more exciting. There are more muggings and murders there.

 

[Blair Bennett]

Isn't Vancouver that city with the really poor part of town with all the drugs?

Also, it's Downtown Eastside. And yeah, I'll be solidering through there.

Rain, your new mission is to donate food to the homeless. That or drive down one of the alleys where a bunch of people are making no secret of shooting up. Just make sure you get out before the big guy with the crowbar starts violating your car. Also, when did you show up, because the snow was actually really quite nice not too long ago. That was, when it was actually snow and not just slush.

 

[PurpleRain]

(Shakes blood off the case and opens it.)

Sigh. I guess.

Sweet.

Well, I guess I might do invitations... one day- and get positions for people. We seem to have an overabundance of flower children and we still need the ring bearers (they would also be needed to fight the ring bear), the priest, the shotgun bearer, and the catering. Oh god! Who's going to do the catering?!

 

[PedroSteckecilo]

Oooookaaaayyyy now this thread has gotten a little bit creepy.

 

[Hey Joe]

Oooookaaaayyyy now this thread has gotten a little bit creepy.

Creepy, or sexy?.

Probably creepy.

 

[xitel]

(Shakes blood off the case and opens it.)

Sigh. I guess.

Sweet.

Well, I guess I might do invitations... one day- and get positions for people. We seem to have an overabundance of flower children and we still need the ring bearers (they would also be needed to fight the ring bear), the priest, the shotgun bearer, and the catering. Oh god! Who's going to do the catering?!

Well, I have several million recipes on my computer, and am a passable chef, so if noone else steps up I'll volunteer...

 

[Knight Templar]

Oooookaaaayyyy now this thread has gotten a little bit creepy.

Does that mean you don't want a job? Because positions like usher go fast, these days we get hidden blades like the kind in assassins creed. Also a cog but I've never found out what it does or how to wear it.

 

[mcswift]

BC response: yay!

 

[mcswift]

There are muggings and murders in Abbotsford too...Kelowna is the retirement home of Canada.
Edit: Sorry, double post.

 

[Radelaide]

It was bound to get derailed eventually.

Btw, PURPS YOU *****! You leave without me AND you get E-ngaged? (see what I did? Ha!)

I hate you, dude...
<333

 

[zen5887]

Oooookaaaayyyy now this thread has gotten a little bit creepy.

Creepy, or sexy?.

Probably creepy.

When your talking about Purps.. There isn't much of a difference.