Purps Does 'Couver

[qbert4ever]

If you get the chance, Make sure you burst into the French Canada [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBW2a0CHcPQ] song. I'm sure they would love it.

 

[the monopoly guy]

If you get the chance, Make sure you burst into the French Canada [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBW2a0CHcPQ] song. I'm sure they would love it.

Or, better yet, the Lumberjack Song, dressed as either a lumberjack or a woman.

 

[PurpleRain]

If you get the chance, Make sure you burst into the French Canada [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBW2a0CHcPQ] song. I'm sure they would love it.

Or, better yet, the Lumberjack Song, dressed as either a lumberjack or a woman.

I have both- *cough* I mean I have a lumberjack looking shirt. All I need is suspenders and a bra!

 

[Smiles]

yeah! you gotta ride the skytrain! it will bring you around to my side of town...

Its really easy to get around on the skytrain because there are only two lines...

 

[Random Argument Man]

I dare you to start a conversation with: "Boy, the seperation of Quebec is an awesome idea". I don't know the BC response yet.

 

[PurpleRain]

yeah! you gotta ride the skytrain! it will bring you around to my side of town...

Its really easy to get around on the skytrain because there are only two lines...

Oh, you live in Vanny? Get outta here!

Whatever ya do bro, don't call the place Hongcouver to any of the locals. I make that slip on the ferry to the island all the time, do they get pissed.

Yeah, I've heard about that. When I say heard I mean: saw on Wikipedia.

I dare you to start a conversation with: "Boy, the seperation of Quebec is an awesome idea". I don't know the BC response yet.

I guess I'll find out. Man, I am going to get beaten' up so much.

 

[Smiles]

yeah! I mentioned it before when you had the other thread saying you were coming to vancouver...

 

[Random Argument Man]

Quote from PurpleRain I guess I'll find out. Man, I am going to get beaten' up so much.

Don't get killed, I want someone to vote for the next Escapist election. (Or possibly run against).

Note* Sorry, I broke the quote thing and I don't have the keys on my laptop to fix it.

 

[PurpleRain]

I guess I'll find out. Man, I am going to get beaten' up so much.

Don't get killed, I want someone to vote for the next Escapist election. (Or possibly run against).

Note* Sorry, I broke the quote thing and I don't have the keys on my laptop to fix it.

Done. Anyway, I have plans comming up for this next election... it will be awesome. Shit! This election thing is the Escapists Godwins Law! Nobody talk anymore about it!

yeah! I mentioned it before when you had the other thread saying you were coming to vancouver...

Oh yeah. Hmm, I guess I'll have to arange something. Australia Day. I have to have a big get together somewhere!

 

[PurpleRain]

Ok, update:

Here's the list of things suitable from you guys.
-Something involving saliva
-Hug a mountie
-Mime on the streets
-Maple Syrup hotdogs? Yeah, maybe not.

Come on you guys, anything else?

 

[Clairaudient]

- Buy a plane Ticket to Montreal
- Win Get

 

[Graustein]

Put on a bogan accent at every opportunity. You're representing our nation here! It helps to talk disjointedly about wallabies.

It's especially fun when you have a friend with whom to talk extremely loudly about wallabies. We did it on the London trains; the looks we got were priceless.

 

[josh797]

can you get a picture of yourself near niagra falls? or is that too far?

The distance between vancouver and niagra falls is about equal to going from one end of europe to the other.

sheeeeite son! thats a lot farther than i realized. ok well then nvm.

Ok, update:

Here's the list of things suitable from you guys.
-Something involving saliva
-Hug a mountie
-Mime on the streets
-Maple Syrup hotdogs? Yeah, maybe not.

Come on you guys, anything else?

add "ay" or "eh" to the end of everything you say.

 

[josh797]

whoops double post

 

[Hey Joe]

Make a porno. Call it "Purps does Couver"

 

[PurpleRain]

Put on a bogan accent at every opportunity. You're representing our nation here! It helps to talk disjointedly about wallabies.

That was a given. On my lists of things to do, it's on it, smack bang in the middle. Lie about drop bears, that one time I fought off a shark and how the Western half of Australia speaks Spanish.

add "ay" or "eh" to the end of everything you say.

What's that, eh?

Make a porno. Call it "Purps does Couver"

I guess with the emotional guilt and STD's it'll make the previous post with me jumping off a flaming bridge a hell of a lot easier.

 

[Graustein]

Put on a bogan accent at every opportunity. You're representing our nation here! It helps to talk disjointedly about wallabies.

That was a given. On my lists of things to do, it's on it, smack bang in the middle. Lie about drop bears, that one time I fought off a shark and how the Western half of Australia speaks Spanish.

Don't forget Kangarail. Or Vegemite. And I hope it's taken for granted that you will have someone recording this and put it on Youtube.

 

[wilsonscrazybed]

I propose that you get a sign that says "I love Escapistmagazine.com" and have people hold it while you take pictures of them (and the city). We can make this a game.

1 point for children and elderly people.
5 points for people wearing suits.
10 points for people wearing goth/emo/punk clothing.
25 points for people in uniform.
50 points for members of city council.
100 points for Margaret Thatcher.

Point multipliers. (Thanks Dead Rising)
No Genre - Booooring.
Drama X2 - People arguing, crying, acting silly.
Horror X2 - Blood, cannibalism, really ugly people.
Brutality X3 - someone getting mauled by a bear, or bludgeoned by a Mountie.
Erotica X4 - Ummm, make sure you send all NSFW pics to by PM to me first for, um... evaluation.
Outtake X4 - Things that just happened, must be funny!

 

[Hey Joe]

and how the Western half of Australia speaks Spanish.

Si, muchachos tequilla buritto! Mio Dios! Diablo Burro!

 

[Saskwach]

and how the Western half of Australia speaks Spanish.

Si, muchachos tequilla buritto! Mio Dios! Diablo Burro!

No escúchele: él tenía burrito malo como un niño.

But to all those not living in an former Spanish colony, we speak English. Little do they know that one day the great Spanish-Australian Occupation will come to fruition...

Purps: You know, some people have the decency to keep quiet about their trips. Did I make a thread about going globe-trotting (in Singapore right now)? No!