Purps Does 'Couver

[smallharmlesskitten]

Now to stir the pot:

Do I sense the PITTER-PATTER OF TINY FEET?

To someone without any legs you sure are insensitive.

Also, are you calling me fat?

No he's saying that he thinks your preggers...

also you may want to hide the bra sometime

Now that is class.

Err smallharmless's post that is, yeah that sounded bad.

Alcohol does that to a man...

Makes you very blunt

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

Rain, are you ever not wearing a suit?

I've known him for a good 4 years and he always wears a suit!

His drycleaning bills must be huge

 

[Anarchemitis]

This thread is not representative of Vancouver.
This thread is representative of the Escapist, and culture only ever observed thereon.

 

[Spartan Bannana]

Upon further inspection of that photo, I've realized Purps looks a lot like the photos I've seen of my dad.
I wonder...
Am I the illegitimate child of Purple Rain?
Then again, I'm 13, so that would be impossible...unless he traveled back in time with his zombie time machine!
COME HOME, DADDY!

 

[PurpleRain]

Upon further inspection of that photo, I've realized Purps looks a lot like the photos I've seen of my dad.
I wonder...
Am I the illegitimate child of Purple Rain?
Then again, I'm 13, so that would be impossible...unless he traveled back in time with his zombie time machine!
COME HOME, DADDY!

Ahh... Daddy's going to the... bottle shop. I'll be home in 5.

Rain, are you ever not wearing a suit?

I've known him for a good 4 years and he always wears a suit!

His drycleaning bills must be huge

Nah. Cleaning's for chumps! When you're this smooth, the dirt just falls righ- you know what. I'm not even going to finish that.

Rain, are you ever not wearing a suit?

Only when I'm naked. Ladies. (Looks at Larenxis. Looks back) You ladies may want to keep this on the down-low, 'kay?

Oh, Purps, seriously dude, shave.

I did. Now it's all spiky again. I liked my bum-fluff.

And besideds, it makes him look rugged, like at any moment he will:

ride back on his magnificent steed, playing guitar, with a red-clad Larenxis clinging for dear life as they soar across the heavens. A pity that reality is so different to that.

Spoiler: Like this?

 

[PedroSteckecilo]

This thread is not representative of Vancouver.
This thread is representative of the Escapist, and culture only ever observed thereon.

Don't lie, we ALL know about Vancouver and the crazy people that reside there.

 

[Labyrinth]

Spoiler: Like this?

Exactament.

 

[ThaBenMan]

(Shakes blood off the case and opens it.)

Sigh. I guess.

Sweet.

Well, I guess I might do invitations... one day- and get positions for people. We seem to have an overabundance of flower children and we still need the ring bearers (they would also be needed to fight the ring bear), the priest, the shotgun bearer, and the catering. Oh god! Who's going to do the catering?!

OOOH, I totally call shotgun bearer!

EDIT: Aww crap, Fire Daemon beat me to it. Hmmm....

Can I be the assault rifle bearer?

 

[PedroSteckecilo]

Oh, can I ush? I have experience in "ushing"... that and drinking...I could also be a drunken uncle!

 

[Handofpwn]

Oh, can I ush? I have experience in "ushing"... that and drinking...I could also be a drunken uncle!

I have drunken uncle who has sex in the restroom covered, thanks. Although I could use back up...

 

[Anarchemitis]

This thread is not representative of Vancouver.
This thread is representative of the Escapist, and culture only ever observed thereon.

Don't lie, we ALL know about Vancouver and the crazy people that reside there.

Go back to your oil drills and cows, Albert.

 

[Spartan Bannana]

Oh, can I ush? I have experience in "ushing"... that and drinking...I could also be a drunken uncle!

I have drunken uncle who has sex in the restroom covered, thanks. Although I could use back up...

And I'm his nephew!
Wait, would that make him Purple Rain's brother?
This whole thing is starting to get as confusing as a redneck family tree.

 

[Ultrajoe]

Very festive, but there are still no torsos proclaiming my greatness.

You owe me Rain.

 

[PedroSteckecilo]

This thread is not representative of Vancouver.
This thread is representative of the Escapist, and culture only ever observed thereon.

Don't lie, we ALL know about Vancouver and the crazy people that reside there.

Go back to your oil drills and cows, Albert.

Touche Anarch Touche, however the crazy people are the reason I want to move to Vancouver... that and I'm sick of working in oil... though I will miss the cows and their delicious meats.

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

This thread is not representative of Vancouver.
This thread is representative of the Escapist, and culture only ever observed thereon.

Don't lie, we ALL know about Vancouver and the crazy people that reside there.

Go back to your oil drills and cows, Albert.

and you go back to your snow -__'

 

[Anarchemitis]

I'd totally prefer snow over cow droppings.
[img_inline caption="So... Pretty..." width="300"]http://www.hickerphoto.com/data/media/30/snow_tree_T2977.jpg[/img_inline]

 

[Spartan Bannana]

I'd totally prefer snow over cow droppings.
[img_inline caption="So... Pretty..." width="300"]http://www.hickerphoto.com/data/media/30/snow_tree_T2977.jpg[/img_inline]

But Anarch, snow is really just cow shit falling from the sky!

 

[Handofpwn]

Grass is better.
pay no attention pay no attention pay no attention pay no attention pay no .

 

[PurpleRain]

Very festive, but there are still no torsos proclaiming my greatness.

You owe me Rain.

Or is it that you owe me?!

Oh, can I ush? I have experience in "ushing"... that and drinking...I could also be a drunken uncle!

I have drunken uncle who has sex in the restroom covered, thanks. Although I could use back up...

And I'm his nephew!
Wait, would that make him Purple Rain's brother?
This whole thing is starting to get as confusing as a redneck family tree.

So I just found out I have both a brother and a son! This is getting pretty far out.

 

[Handofpwn]

Very festive, but there are still no torsos proclaiming my greatness.

You owe me Rain.

Or is it that you owe me?!

Oh, can I ush? I have experience in "ushing"... that and drinking...I could also be a drunken uncle!

I have drunken uncle who has sex in the restroom covered, thanks. Although I could use back up...

And I'm his nephew!
Wait, would that make him Purple Rain's brother?
This whole thing is starting to get as confusing as a redneck family tree.

So I just found out I have both a brother and a son! This is getting pretty far out.

You also have a long lost sister who disappeared when you were five.