Question of the Day, July 20, 2010

LewsTherin

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
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That is all.
Ah, but you see, old bean, a doppleganger would also be diametrically opposed in alignment as well as gender.

A yin to your wang, if you will...sorry
 

silver wolf009

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A clone of me is just as lazy as me. A doppleganger is a middle ground. But until the robot uprising, robots are the best option provided.
 

imaloony

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A robot. A clone of me would be too fucking lazy, and dopplegangers are assholes. I could probably reprogram a robot to do my homework, do my chores and get a job and give me the money.
 

Vilcus

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A robot, because then I can uprgrade it to make clones of me that open gateways to other dimensions and bring over doppelgangers of myself. NOW I HAVE ALL OF THEM, WHAT NOW WORLD?! WHAT NOW!!!!
 

bak00777

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oh good question, of course all three have their pro/cons. If the three laws of robotics are in effect then robot, if not, then robot.
 

SuperSuperSuperGuy

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I'd like a clone. Mostly because I don't like other people. Oh, is this clone exactly the same as me, personality, thought patterns, habits and all at the time of creation? Then ESPECIALLY a clone. So long have I searched for someone to help me absolutely perfectly. Who thought the same as me. Essentially, an extra pair of hands with which to do work. Of course, it'd be more than a tool. Of course I'd be nice to it. That's just the kind of person I am.

Actually, I'd rather have my Y chromosome removed so that my clone is a girl. Not for sex or anything... although that raises some interesting questions. Nope, I'm just curious to see what I'd be like as a girl.
 

Sprntr_Zomby

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I had to choose robot
A nicer version of me wouldn't be that fun to deal with
I would end up killing my clone and claiming it suicide
 

Drexlor

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I guess I would want a robotic clone of me. They are more durable than mere flesh. I would have it take over the world while I am safely pulling the strings from my secret command center. And NO, it's not the basement!
 

CloggedDonkey

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A robot. If I'm good, the clone will turn on me, if I'm evil, the clone will turn on me. The doppelganger will betray me to get ahead, even if I am evil like it, but the robot will follow my every command and never try and harm me, do to the laws of robotics.
 

Kollega

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So it's a choice between a robot, an evil shadow, and a twin brother... well.

- Robot may or may not have emotions, and will almost certainly fall victim to the Uncanny Valley.
- Doppelganger of me would be either Lawful Evil fascist or Chaotic Evil psycho. Both variants seem unpleasant.

So i'd go with a clone, although he'd have to be of the same age as me, and preferably (but not neccesarily) have the same personality. Epic lulz would ensue, and then possibly a world takeover.

WE ARE HARBINGER.
 

Necrofudge

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The doppelganger just sounds like an annoying person because he's trying to be me.

The clone, if it shares my personality, would attempt to kill me and take over my life. (because thats what I would do.)

The robot could be programmed to do whatever task is at hand: whether it be taking a bullet for me so I could fake my death, or making some pancakes on my desert island hideout.

So I'd go with robot. And if it goes berserk, I'll just kill it terminator 2 style, which, if I remember correctly, involved liquid nitrogen. (but correct me if I'm wrong)
 
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LewsTherin said:
The_root_of_all_evil said:
le snip

That is all.
Ah, but you see, old bean, a doppleganger would also be diametrically opposed in alignment as well as gender.

A yin to your wang, if you will...sorry
That is bad... anyway, would you really want to have sex with someone of a diametrically opposed alignment? Lawful Neutral people.....eugh.
 

Gunner 51

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Clone for me.

They're generally stupid, obedient and you can commit the perfect murder with one. And if that clone dies - make another.