Question of the Day, June 14, 2010

[Kaymish]

The hardcore Aussie conservationist those guys are mean they unleash the pwnage on crocodiles what's a alcohol sodden fat detective going to do against that except fall over drunk
and the angry passenger ship captain will treat him the same as a pirate which is getting killed by him
and a marmot please.

 

[Dendred]

If a noir detictive is in anything that means he's going to be the protaganist and therefore cannot die in his own story. Because thats how noir detective stories play out.

 

[zombie711]

Is this a VS THREAD?!?!?!?!?

 

[JokerCrowe]

I went with the detective. I don't know why, they're just a whole other kind of badass. Also, did you make this thread to just let the people have cake an actual "VS" thread. to try and end the user made "vs" threads?

 

[BehattedWanderer]

Going with my heartland's option--Go Texas!

 

[Gigaguy64]

A short-fused space liner captain from Texas for one reason and one reason only.

He is from Texas.

The Good old Lone Star State!

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

Don't film noir detectives usually end up dying?

For that reason I pick the texan.

 

[erto101]

I find this a rather silly question , sir!

But i'll go with the texan guy =)

 

[nick n stuff]

film noir detective. Philip Marlowe FTW

 

[Enigmers]

Film Noir detectives tend to talk in the most entertaining ways, like Tracer Bullet from Calvin & Hobbes.

"I keep two magnums in my desk. One's a gun and I keep it loaded. The other is a bottle and it keeps me loaded."

 

[Red_Fog]

That space liner cpt. is stuck in a near zero G environment for the majority of his time. That leads to weak muscles. Hell the marmot could take him, Texan or not. The real fight here is between the detective and the aussie, and my money is on the noir detective. Good combo of quick wits and overall badassery.

 

[Vohn_exel]

I went with the Texan because I'm Texan and I know we're awsome! Did I mention I'm from Texas?

 

[Joe Matsuda]

I hate my life...first thread I made was a damned versus thread... I learned quickly the ways of the Escapist after that...

AND NOW THIS!?!?!?!?!?!?!

...Noir Detective would win, fyi...

 

[LewsTherin]

The mods win. The mods always win.

 

[Ninjariffic]

I had to go with the Aussie. I just kept thinking how awesome Crocodile Dundee was when i was a kid.

As for the film noir detective; i don't think i've ever seen a film noir story where the detective didn't repeatedly get his ass handed to him.

 

[Mr. Grey]

What kind of a question is this?! Of course the Texan will win, he has the power of Texas Toast behind him/her/it!

No one can defeat the power of Texas Toast... no one. Especially with steak.

[sub]Forum joke aside... I am very serious. The Texan would win, unless the ship was called The Alamo.[/sub]

 

[zagazsano]

Detective.

I'm always siding with Sam Spade.

 

[Firia]

Malcome Reynolds would win! The mans a certified badass. May as well be a texan too.