Question of the Day, September 18, 2010

[The Escapist Staff]

Question of the Day, September 18, 2010



Now that Colonel Sanders has his own playable character in Phantasy Star Online [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/103578-Colonel-Sanders-Adds-Finger-Lickin-Good-Combat-to-Sega-RPG], The Escapist wants to know which fast food mascot would win in an all-out brawl. What would their superpowers be?

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[technoted]

The King, he even has his own video Games.

 

[Banana Phone Man]

I can't remember the ones (there was a report about them on this site) the super hero ones, I think they were for some Taco thingy. I'd vote for them.

EDIT: Found it

 

[Swaki]

The king, because he would have the best puns, the whole "have it your way" is a pun goldmine.

And if i have learned anything from action movies (i have not) its that the person with the most puns always wins.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

KFC, obviously.

Spoiler

I don't even like KFC, yet I know the Colonel would win. Just look at him!

 

[the_pleasure_is_mine]

The King is badass!

 

[DiscoAtThePanic]

RonMac is hard core! http://vimeo.com/10149605

 

[JonnoStrife]

Colonel Sanders, because the south bound food will rise again!

 

[Koeryn]

I said the King. The Col. may be well trained in strategy and war, but the King has Stealth and Creep-Factor as dump stats.

 

[Danallighieri]

It has ta be the Colonel I'm afraid, he's awesome

 

[The Procrastinated End]

Out of those choices, the King because no one else stalks people so he can give them food and money.

 

[DSK-]

The King! even the mighty Picard is in awe of him.

http://picardmeetsking.ytmnd.com/

 

[Capt. Crankypants]

Why did I suddenly Imagine a fight between a Grilled Cheese Sandwich and a Taco? (You may fetch a cookie for yourself if you get the reference)

As for the choices, Col. Sanders...he is a Colonel after all.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

The King.

Easily.

He's one sexy stealth master.

 

[Grayjack]

Colonel Sanders, of course! He was in the military.

 

[Jedamethis]

Pff. The King has armies.

 

[AngryMongoose]

Ron "The Don" Mcdonalds. Or the Colonel

 

[Ganthrinor]

Colonel Sanders, because he commands the loyatly of gun-toting ignorant southland savages, and no other fast food force can stand against hillbillies and fried chicken-crazed couch surfers.

 

[Scobie]

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[ProfessorLayton]

The King... he strikes fear into the heart of his enemies before killing them. He has no emotions past hate. He is the physical embodiment of pure evil.

Or they could just make everyone eat Burger King and they would probably die. Of course, Ronald McDonald has this and it's pretty horrifying.