Question Regarding Life.

[Hypertion]

They say when life gives you lemons you make lemonade, but what do you do when life just shits on you?





Edit - i was tempted not to ask but i am genuinely curious about what answers people will come up with.

 

[Sacman]

To quote Yahtzee out of context... "Than, you get to eat shit, space cowboy..."
...

 

[Wierdguy]

Then you take that shit, pour it in your garden and use it as a fertilizer for your plants.

 

[Smertnik]

You demand to see life's manager.

 

[Rathcoole]

When life hands you lemons make lemonade and then find someone else who's life gave them vodka, and have a party.

 

[kittii-chan 300]

life sucks. deal with it. but if you can tunnel through all the shit you might, just might find a beautiful grassland filled with magical wonders. then you'll probably die cuz life's a *****...

 

[Lilani]

First, you should watch this video, because I think it will make you happy.


Second, you take whatever you've got left and do what you can with it. Because you sure as hell can't get anything done lying down and feeling sorry for yourself. You aren't done or out of options until you allow yourself to be.

 

[bdcjacko]

You throw it with the rest of the monkeys.

<---Shit on constantly.

 

[thylasos]

Construct a shit-cannon and blast it, and yourself, into life's smug underbelly, causing a fatal hernia.

 

[Biodeamon]

use it as bio-fuel to power a steamroller and make some life pancakes

 

[fingerbang143]

You should give some back story to this -_-

 

[Dango]

You stop thinking in crappy metaphors and start fixing your life.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

Dilute it then run it through a water purifier many, many times. Then chug it.

 

[FalloutJack]

Take a shower, and make the ones responsible pay with blood.

 

[Wintermoot]

GET MAD!
DEMAND TO SEE LIFE,S MANAGER!!!!
AND MAKE HIM RUE THE DAY THAT IT SHAT ON YOU!!!!!!!

 

[SckizoBoy]

Dilute it then run it through a water purifier many, many times. Then chug it.

I take it you're being ironic with your avatar this time?! ^_^

OT: You find a friend who has a water-cannon and a tanker, then ride around town so that you can share the shit with everyone else.

 

[Togs]

You keep calm and carry on.

You'd be surprised what you can endure, just try and keep what remains of your dignity and self respect intact along the way.

 

[The Last Nomad]

Dance in the shit.

 

[similar.squirrel]

You use it as fertilizer to grow lemons, then use the lemons to make lemonade. Improvise.

 

[Mannayz]

Ask if God is a monkey since he keeps throwing his shit at you.

If he isn't a monkey, then the theory of evolution is defunct.

If he IS, then prepare for a hail of bananas.

If he doesn't respond, then you should probably get out from underneath the cow's ass, you atheist farmer.