Quick a Protagonist is Coming act like a NPC

[JayDig]

GET OUT OF HERE STALKER!
...
GET OUT OF HERE STALKER!
...
GET OUT OF HERE STALKER!
...
GET OUT OF HERE STALKER!
...

 

[Sorafrosty]

"Trouble with the trolley, eh?"

 

[Adventurer2626]

"Space, space, wanna go to space. Space. Space, space space. Space. SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCE. I'm in space."

 

[Wapox]

The sanctuary shop has some new bits and bulbs? Care to have a look?

If you don't know who this is, then you have not played the game for more than 10 minutes...

Edit:
Also... Look at me.. I'm dancin' I'm Dancin'!!

 

[XandNobody]

"Good luck getting in, I've been waiting all day."

-Most annoying guy in DA2

 

[folieadeux]

"Stay a while and listen."
Deckard Cain Diablo 2

 

[mrdude2010]

I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious.

haha! i miss that game.

 

[mrdude2010]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLpgxry542M

 

[Knight of Cydonia]

'Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.'

-Every single NCR trooper in Nevada.

 

[MoosieMann]

CAN'T LET YOU BREW THAT STARBUCKS!
i think i'm remembering that wrong

 

[ParanoidAndroid]

I'm different!

 

[Kakashi on crack]

Press B to jump! [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/unforgotten-realms/69-Episode-Two-Press-B-to-Jump]

Was going to say it, but I found this before I could get to the bottom of the screen >.<

 

[Chaos Incarnate]

"..."

-Any RPG

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

(Thinks to self)I swear to god if he comes in my house and steals whats in my treasure chest, Im gonna bust a nut.
(Protagonist takes whats in the treasure chest)
......FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

 

[Ekonk]

I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious.

I like you.

Cannot hide forever, bear.

 

[Thespian]

"Sigh. Times are tough!"

Of all the posts, yours made me laugh. So simple, so succinct.

OT: "Did you hear? We lost Paul to the Rakks yesterday.

Did you hear? We lost Paul to the-"

I HEARD ALREADY! HOW MANY PAULS ARE THERE AND WHY DO THEY NOT KNOW HOW TO SHOOT RAKKS?!

- Borderlands
(it may not have been paul)

 

[Gladiateher]

BANDITS! AAAARGGHHHHAAAA

 

[WhiteFangofWhoa]

May 5. Today is May 5, Children's Day. Children get to go to amusement parks
and get lots of gifts today. Maybe that's why mother told me I'm already a
grown-up now...

 

[ChieftainStag]

Status: Friendly "Here have some gold for open borders and help me wage war!"
Status: Guarded "SCREEEEW YOU!"

or
*patrol corridoor*
*protect Little Sister*
*wonder why this creep is taking pictures of me and my Litte Sister*

 

[Blazsy]

The end is nigh! The likes of you is proof enough! Nothing personal.

Grandmother of Shani.

- The Witcher -