Quick a Protagonist is Coming act like a NPC

[SubManCow]

Hey! Listen! Hello? Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen!

see video for more: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duRO3noyAKU

-I'm sure you know this one.

What I said in another thread with almost the exact same title.

 

[X10J]

"Are you still there?"

 

[Zeema]

'You Suck'

When your a death knight in WoW

 

[BehattedWanderer]

Sounds like a line from a Show About Games Show sketch.

"Are you still there? Search Mode Activated."

 

[V8 Ninja]

*Turns other way, walks through the world geometry.*

 

[Booze Zombie]

*Stare at him for five minutes*
"Eeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhh?"

 

[badgersprite]

SPARE A FEW COINS, SIR? I'VE HAD NOTHING TO EAT! NOOOOOOOO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! I'M POOR, SICK AND HUNGRY! ME CHILDREN ARE STARVING! JUST A FEW COINS, PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!

*throws rocks*

 

[trollnystan]

"Sigh. Times are tough!"

Of all the posts, yours made me laugh. So simple, so succinct.

[snipped the rest]

Wow, thank you *squirm* In the interest of full disclosure, it's from an old online comic called RPG World. It does, I feel, sum up a lot of NPCs for me. Sigh. Times are tough when you only have one line.

 

[Zeema]

don't like darktown? DIE and Make room

-Darktown resident

 

[Traun]

"Hey, listen!"

 

[s0meNo0b]

"Stop! You Violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence; your stolen goods are now forfeit!"

 

[Revan1992]

Press B to jump! [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/unforgotten-realms/69-Episode-Two-Press-B-to-Jump]

Ninjas, Damn...

 

[HusaneFatal]

Guilty! Apparently I mistaked you boys the first two times. I didn't know that not only were you lumberjacks(short pause) but also retarded.

 

[UnendingLight]

"HUAH!"

Male Human NPC aggro noise (World of Warcraft).

 

[Polaris19]

This damn war almost makes me wish for a nuclear winter.

Random NCR soldier in Fallout: New Vegas

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

"I am Forsaken."

 

[Zap Happy]

The Jews killed Lincoln. That's why there is a triangle on the money.

 

[Armored Prayer]

"Ah! Its the demon! Hes going to rip my arms off and use them as maracas!"

*Runs away arms flailing*

 

[SD-Fiend]

my rattata is in the top percentage of all rattata

another one: d.. do.. do you think i'm fat?

 

[spacecowboy86]

What news have you heard from the other parts of tamriel?